war of the dwarves and elves!

[Copperfox]

So the puppies chew up bows, quivers and other objects as opportunity presents itself.

 

[Zella]

*Hides weapons*

 

[Glenburne]

The Elves put the puppies in a steel-barred pen.

 

[Copperfox]

But in view of all the amazing skills granted to Elvish kittens, the Dwarvish puppies just pick the locks and escape. Then they chew up more stuff, such as any Elvish cloaks which come in reach.

 

[Glenburne]

The puppies choke on the Elvish cloaks and begin to suffocate. However, the baby Elf, in mercy, saves the lives of the puppies. The puppies are so grateful that they follow the baby Elf and do whatever it tells them to do.

*baby Elf tells puppies to sit*

 

[Zella]

*Places protection around tents*
I don't want to set up any more tents!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

But in view of all the amazing skills granted to Elvish kittens, the Dwarvish puppies just pick the locks and escape. Then they chew up more stuff, such as any Elvish cloaks which come in reach.

WHAT SKILLS?

*sits on Herbie and waits*

 

[Copperfox]

What skills? Only _everything_ entailed in your claim that they can at will penetrate heavily-guarded underground Dwarf tunnels and steal anything you want to say they can steal! Which brings me back to my puppies. Even coming _somewhat_ close to the giftedness of your kittens, there is NO WAY they would attempt to _swallow_ the Elvish cloaks, in whole or in part.

So as soon as the Elf-baby tells them to sit, the largest of the puppies tells her, "Look, it was nice of you Elves to help us when you _thought_ we were choking, but we weren't choking. In appreciation of your kindness, we'll stop chewing stuff of yours; but contrary to Elvish propaganda, our loyalties are still with the Dwarves. We're heading home now." And the puppies dash home.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

What skills? Only _everything_ entailed in your claim that they can at will penetrate heavily-guarded underground Dwarf tunnels and steal anything you want to say they can steal!

Well I've got to have something haven't I? and I don't remeber them ever stealing much, because you would always contradict anything I said they could do. So therefore they have no special powers or skills and neither should your blasted dwarvish puppies!

 

[Copperfox]

I only contradicted a couple of really extreme claims. And it _doesn't_ take special powers to chew on fabric without being suffocated by it.


~ ~ Shoots a barrage of marshmallows at Mozart

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*ducks marshmellows* *loads lazer gun and shoots flaming marshmellows at the dwarves catching THEIR tents on fire*

 

[SingingDryad~]

YES!YES!*joins in flaming marshmallow-throwing*

 

[Zella]

Good idea! *Shoots flaming marshmallows*

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf eats non-flaming marshmallows*

 

[Copperfox]

The Dwarves retaliate by adding chocolate and graham crackers (or CRAM crackers?), to shoot shmores back at the Elves.

 

[Zella]

Yum! *Eats smores*

 

[Copperfox]

Getting even more vicious, the Dwarves launch all-beef hot dogs, microwaveable popcorn, ice cream cones, and packets of lemonade mix.

 

[Zella]

*Has a picnic*

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf gets stuck in the microwave with the popcorn and starts wailing*

 

[Zella]

*Stops microwave*
*Rescues baby Elf*