war of the dwarves and elves!

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Before I come back to life *haunts dwarves* Right now for the hundred times...

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Sammy, the long-distance traps were a MERCY to you.

~ ~ Takes away Sammy's sword, breaks it like a toothpick, then hands a book to Sammy, titled "Ways To Keep An Imaginary War From Becoming Bitter, By Making All Combat Actions Comical"
 
Baby Elf: *pats horse* *eats lemon cookie* *tries to pull beard from Sammy* *falls off horse* *cries*
 
At Rivendell...

Elf Guard: Lord Elrond, Sammy and some of the forces have arrived.
Elrond: Good send her to me. *sits on chair at table*
Elf Guard: *finds me* Sammy Lord Elrond awaits... *takes me to him*

Me: *bows* Lord Elrond, to what do I owe the pleasure?
Elrond: I want you to go to Lorien and talk to the Lady of the Wood, Gladariel is her name... I'm sure you're familar?
Me: Ye sof course! who hasnt heard of her XD What do you want me to say?
Elrond: Tell her to aid us in the fight against the dwarves ;)
Me: Good thinking... First I must rest and eat.
Elrond: Please enjoy the pleasures of Rivendell but be sure by 3 days. As the dwarves still dwell and plot.
Me: As you wish. *bows*
 
Tirian541 said:
The long lost dwarf Tirian541 raises again to become lost in confusion... :confused:
What has the war come to? :eek:
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Um...... ash? Ash and dust? And a bloodstained battlefield?

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LETS SET IT ON FIRE! *sets battlefield on fire* xD
 
*Runs to bookstore to also buy "Ways To Keep An Imaginary War From Becoming Bitter, By Making All Combat Actions Comical".*

*Goes to the dump and picks up rusty item that looks like an axe and than looks for the unknown creature named Dorthy who jumped on my King Caspian in post #1496!*
 
Tirian541 said:
*Runs to bookstore to also buy "Ways To Keep An Imaginary War From Becoming Bitter, By Making All Combat Actions Comical".*

*Goes to the dump and picks up rusty item that looks like an axe and than looks for the unknown creature named Dorthy who jumped on my King Caspian in post #1496!*
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Dorthy:........... SINCE WHEN IS MY BROTHER A KING? TELL ME THAT YOU DWARVEN MENANCE!
Caspian: lawl, he thinks I'm my namesake. xD silly dwarf. *shoots tomatoes at Tirian*
me: Dude, do you know how long it took me to find post 1496?!? What the heck! lol :p:rolleyes:
 
Aww...I missed this thread. Or more specifically, I missed acting like an idiot was a full-time job.
Maugrim: In your case, it is. :rolleyes:
Me: DIE! *shoots torrent of jellybeans at Maugrim*
*Tirian gets hit with truckload-worth of Bernie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans*
Zorro: Well that backfired.
Me: I think I'll just curl up and die now.
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
me: Dude, do you know how long it took me to find post 1496?!? What the heck! lol :p:rolleyes:
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LOL! I had to read up on what was going on in this war.... :D


*cuts tomatoes into tiny pieces, eats them than throws largest tree in the forest at Meerkitten's kittens*

Bernie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans? Whatever those are I eat them! :D

*chases after jellybeans while throwing twigs and leaves at Singing person from tree* Dryad, I mean...
 
Tirian541 said:
*cuts tomatoes into tiny pieces, eats them than throws largest tree in the forest at Meerkitten's kittens*
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me: :rolleyes: *tree bounces off forcefield that is being projected in front of the elven forces by the giant war-spaceship Galactica*
Dorthy: *sneaks behind Tirian and whacks him on the head with a cast-iron frying pan* DEATH AN' GLORY!
Caspian: Throws a cream pie in Tirian's face* GLORY AND RETREAT BEFORE DEATH!
Dorthy: lol xD good one Caspian.:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
me: :rolleyes: *tree bounces off forcefield that is being projected in front of the elven forces by the giant war-spaceship Galactica*
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*Runs to spaceship using newly learned dwarf-sized Samurai skills along the way*
*Jumps in ship and blows it up some how than shouts* "Space-ship are to modern for middle earth wars!"

*Runs at running Caspian (or is that a chicken?) with 5 cream pies in both hands*
 
All Dwarves are now being issued with new nano-technological beards, which will instantly absorb any pie hitting a Dwarf, retaining any nourishment that is available while filtering out any unwelcome substance.
 
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