war of the dwarves and elves!

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *slobbers on Dwarves' shoes*

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

Don't do that!
*picks up Elf and places in a small Pen like thing*

 

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *howls* *beats on sides of pen*

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

No Crying. Honestly we are Elves not dwarves. We do not just cry because someone put us in a pen. You shall be silent and obedient if you wish to be a good elf one day. Where is your parents?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Dorthy: *lets baby elf out* You shouldn't cage kits! You stick her in there again an' I'll defect! Defect I tell you! Mama says its not good to cage kits, it does bad stuff to them.

 

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *hugs Dorthy*

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

Its not caging them its ensuring that they do not venture into Enemy territory and activate soem MASSIVE trap! Duh

 

[Glenburne]

Its not caging them its ensuring that they do not venture into Enemy territory and activate soem MASSIVE trap! Duh

Dr. Byrne: Although it seems I am not welcome here, I must heartily applaud your reasoning. Rodents should be caged for their own protection. *exits*

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

woa! Dr Bynes & I agree... & again different thread

 

[Copperfox]

Just to keep things going, I once again press a button which causes every Elf there is anywhere to be wiped out of existence until they spring back into existence in the next post.

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

Did you not acknowledge what I said in the earlier thread about cowardice ect.?

 

[SammylovesNarnia1]

*draws sword and kills a dozen dwarves in one stroke.*

 

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *gives Dwarves cookies*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*draws sword and kills a dozen dwarves in one stroke.*

Baby Elf: *gives Dwarves cookies*

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Caspian: And ME!
Dorthy: *headdesk*

and then there are my cats.

 

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *feeds cats*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Baby Elf: *feeds cats*

Dorthy: I love this kit. *curls up in the baby elf's lap, watching everything that walks by*
Caspian: *walks by*
Dorthy: *pounces on Caspian*
Caspian: Hey!
Dorthy: oh sorry, I thought you were a dwarf.
Caspian: ha, ha, you crack me up. -.-

 

[Copperfox]

The Dwarves slain by Sammy spring back to life--only fair, if Elves can spring back from being utterly annihilated! Then _each_ Dwarf presses a red button, and Sammy is wiped out of _twelve_ existences. We will not acknowledge her coming back into existence until it is said _twelve_ times that she returns to existence. (They can all be in one post, though.)

 

[Glenburne]

Baby Elf: *finds Dwarf beard* *teethes on beard*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

The Dwarves slain by Sammy spring back to life--only fair, if Elves can spring back from being utterly annihilated! Then _each_ Dwarf presses a red button, and Sammy is wiped out of _twelve_ existences. We will not acknowledge her coming back into existence until it is said _twelve_ times that she returns to existence. (They can all be in one post, though.)

but there are only nine existances.....

 

[Copperfox]

If you mean like a cat's nine lives, you misunderstand. Each separate button was (temporarily) annihilating EVERYTHING about Sammy (as a character on this thread), as if there were twelve Sammys to be destroyed. So, if she has nine lives (as a character on this thread), then it was NINE TIMES TWELVE annihilations occurring. So now it has to be said ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT times that Sammy is restored.

But because I'm a nice Dwarf, I'll give you and Sammy a hand:

Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.
Sammy is restored to existence.


Now you Elves only need to say it an even hundred times.