war of the dwarves and elves!

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This elf has returned!
ME:
SammylovesNarnia1, Baby Elf, don't treat them TOO WELL, 'cause that will just make them strong enough to escape. Make sure they remain weak and helpless!

SammylovesNarnia1, Good idea! Gather up every dwarf you come across as prisoners, and keep the Elvern Calvary going! Hmmm, I should put in a word for you... appoint you as Sergeant or Colonel or something... lemme see what I can do...

Baby Elf, that's the spirit! Keep 'em filthy! ;)
And enough with the cookies! Geez louise :)

*confiscates cookies for the time being* You may have them back AFTER you finish rounding up more prisoners.
 
Daughter of the Lion<3 said:
This elf has returned!
ME:
SammylovesNarnia1, Baby Elf, don't treat them TOO WELL, 'cause that will just make them strong enough to escape. Make sure they remain weak and helpless!

SammylovesNarnia1, Good idea! Gather up every dwarf you come across as prisoners, and keep the Elvern Calvary going! Hmmm, I should put in a word for you... appoint you as Sergeant or Colonel or something... lemme see what I can do...

Baby Elf, that's the spirit! Keep 'em filthy! ;)
And enough with the cookies! Geez louise :)

*confiscates cookies for the time being* You may have them back AFTER you finish rounding up more prisoners.
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Who made you in charge of everything?
I mean really and truely I'm the senior of you and Sammy, at least going by time spent on the forum and time spent on this game.
*raises eyebrow*
*takes cookies from DOTL*
*hides cookies*

Now would you like to be equals? Or would you like me to set my kittens on you?

*while awaiting DOTL's response she uses an idea her dad gave her earlier*
*shoots flaming apples at the dwarves burning their camps and fields whether they are fake or not* *also uses apples to burn the dwarves beards and therefore catch them on fire*
 
You always underestimate Dwarvish technological advances.

I press one button, and EVERY captured Dwarf is beamed out to freedom. I push another button, and EVERY Elf--every Elf ANYPLACE in all possible places, times or dimensions--is annihilated. Of course, the annihilation will be cancelled in the next post, but all the Dwarves WILL be free.
 
Copperfox said:
You always underestimate Dwarvish technological advances.

I press one button, and EVERY captured Dwarf is beamed out to freedom. I push another button, and EVERY Elf--every Elf ANYPLACE in all possible places, times or dimensions--is annihilated. Of course, the annihilation will be cancelled in the next post, but all the Dwarves WILL be free.
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you forgot about my kittens.:p

Mozart: *uses Time Machine to go back in time and save the elves*
Caspian: *goes back in time again and this time takes dwarves with him so that every dwarf gets zapped back in time to the prehistoric age* wow that was cool.... *zaps himself back into normal wartime*
me: Hahaha, nice Mozart, nice Caspian.:D
 
Banshee: *wails* Annihilated! Annihilated!
Baby Elf: *sobs*
Glen: There are times I'm glad to be human....
 
Dr. Byrne: Incorrect spelling of annihilated.
Glen: Of course, the Doc had to pop in here to say that....
 
The Dwarves simply make use of their visit to prehistoric times to excavate extra underground strongholds which will only begin to be used after the point in time they were sent back from...and also to raise another whole generation of Dwarvish warriors. Then everybody travels forward in time again, arriving three seconds after the previous post, and the restored-to-existence Elves are suddenly attacked by a Dwarvish army twice as big as ANY Dwarvish army ever seen before!
 
*blinks* I suppose that backfired, didn't it? oh well. hey wait how'd the dwarves get the Time Machine anyway? O.o

Caspian: Uhhh, *hides*

:rolleyes: Imp.

*launches flaming apples at dwarves*
 
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