war of the dwarves and elves!
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SammylovesNarnia1
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haha dwarves you fell for our elvern plan!!!
We expected "secret doorwys" therefore we prepared for an attack but not from pies... I quite like the taste of your weapons XD
*Volleys arrows with marshmallow heads*
We expected "secret doorwys" therefore we prepared for an attack but not from pies... I quite like the taste of your weapons XD
*Volleys arrows with marshmallow heads*
SammylovesNarnia1
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Slices through dwarven lines XD
Daughter of the Lion<3
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Balrogs? Hah! Easy as pie. We elves can take one 45134768635632656743 stupid Balrogs anyday. No problemo. *fires volleys of arrows at the pathetic beasts and all of the balrogs fall dead to the ground*
Elves: HAH! Nothing is a match for... ELVES!!!
Me: Thank you for putting you lembas bread away, SammyLovesNarnnia1.
Me: COMPANY!!! MARCH!! *company of elves swarm across middle earth, wreaking havoc to dwarf villages and destroying any dwarf that stands in their way... and any I.R.S agent*
Me: Soon all those weak agents will be GONE. We elves will have control! And there's nothin' you dwarves can do about it!!
*gathers more of my Mirkwood friends and we throw loads of rotten potato skins at the dwarves, making them smell so bad that they call a halt so that they can take baths.*
*dwarves are fainting left and right from the horrid smell, but the elves stuff leaves up their noses so they can't smell it*
Elves: HAH! Nothing is a match for... ELVES!!!
Me: Thank you for putting you lembas bread away, SammyLovesNarnnia1.
Me: COMPANY!!! MARCH!! *company of elves swarm across middle earth, wreaking havoc to dwarf villages and destroying any dwarf that stands in their way... and any I.R.S agent*
Me: Soon all those weak agents will be GONE. We elves will have control! And there's nothin' you dwarves can do about it!!
*gathers more of my Mirkwood friends and we throw loads of rotten potato skins at the dwarves, making them smell so bad that they call a halt so that they can take baths.*
*dwarves are fainting left and right from the horrid smell, but the elves stuff leaves up their noses so they can't smell it*
SammylovesNarnia1
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well said!
I shall use the Elvern Cavalry to round up any rouges as prisoners???
I shall use the Elvern Cavalry to round up any rouges as prisoners???
SammylovesNarnia1
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awwww take a cookie 
SammylovesNarnia1
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*finds a ring of dwarves shaking in fear*
*collects them as prisoners*
To a secret elvern place...*
*collects them as prisoners*
To a secret elvern place...*
SammylovesNarnia1
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Lets treat the prisoners with respect as we wouldwant the same treatment 
SammylovesNarnia1
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww I mean *hands elvern cloth*
SammylovesNarnia1
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Jeezey Creezey where is everyone?
Mozart the Meerkitten
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um well I was at school until yesterday afternoon and then today I slept until ten minutes to 12, then I did some of my math homework, then I mowed and then I ate supper and now I'm going to do the rest of my math homework.....
Caspian: *shoots tomatos at random dwarves*
SammylovesNarnia1
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okay...
My homework needs doing as it actually counts towards my GCSE's...
My homework needs doing as it actually counts towards my GCSE's...
Mozart the Meerkitten
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your whats? lol I just finished my math homework.
Milky: *launches milk-bombs at the dwarves*
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