war of the dwarves and elves!

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Copperfox said:
So, another hundred blimps bury the other cannons.
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Caspian: How? Most of them aren't even in this thread.
Flower: I found the cloning machine again
Caspian: You dwarves are so silly.
Flower: I'm gonna clone...... YOU!
Caspian: So technically all my tomato cannons (oh did I say a hundred? there are many more than that I'm afraid) are safe in someplace you dwarves don't know about...
Flower: *zaps Caspian with the cloning machine*
Caspian: Flower what did you just do?
Caspian: Flower what did you just do?
Caspian: What the?
Caspian: What the?
Caspian: ok Mewsie, ha, ha. I get it the namesakes are back.
Caspian: ok Mewsie, ha, ha. I get it the namesakes are back. Wait, who's Mewsie?
Caspian: O.O
Flower: LOL!
 
Me: Sammy we salute you for your bravery! *salute*
Maugrim: *salutes*
Zorro: *thumbs nose at Copperfox*
Me: Oy!Junior!Get in line!
Zorro: *reluctantly salutes*
* * *
Me: Copperfox is obsessed with oatmeal.
Zorro: Maybe he's hungry! :eek:
Me: That gives me a decidedly nasty idea...*rubs hands together evil villain-esque*
*Traveling Trio carts loads of cold,gloppy oatmeal towards Dwarf camp*
Me: All right,load your cannons and blasters!Mewsie,if you wanna join,go ahead!
Maugrim: EAT SLIME,STUMPIES! *shoots spray of oatmeal out of blaster into Dwarf camp,splattering the enemy*
Zorro: *lights fuse on cannon* FIRE AWAY!
*BOOM*
*bowling-ball size cannonball shoots into air,exploding into a oatmeal mess once it lands*
Me: This is fun! *continues crazed shooting*
 
@singingdryad *salutes back*
As you and possibly mozart are shooting oatmeal ect. I thought I'd send an arrow volley into dwarf camp.
*sends arrow volley into dwarvern camp causing destruction*
 
Doesn't bother us if there's destruction in our camp. That was just a dummy camp, set up with tents--we stole from Elves. But your shooting doesn't go on long before ALL of you drop into NEW pits. These are filled with rancid butter. (We're not obsessed with oatmeal, we just happened to have a bunch to spare.)
 
*grabs onto tree-branch so she doesn't fall into butter* Ick! *hoists herself into tree* *climbs to top of tree in case there is another pit below*

Milky: Bad dwarves! Vwey bad! I kill you! *throws a necklace with a concealed knife in it at the dwarves once she gets out of hole*

Kittens: *climb out of holes*
Flower: Now what?
me: I suggest a shower....
Mozart: *giggles from my pocket* Sorry but you guys look so funny!:p
Caspian: *finds dwarves real camp* Psst over here guys!
O'Malley, Frodo, Explorer Caspian and Milky: *digs pit around dwarf camp so that ALL the dwarves and their camp fall into a pit filled with.... THE STUFF FROM MMY COMPOSTER!:eek: and mud and all sorts of rotten things and perfume*
 
Traveling Trio: *hoists itself out of pits,spitting out butter angrily*
Me: Phew!What a stench!Time to hit the waterfalls!
*Traveling Trio jumps under waterfall,and comes out nice and clean*
Me: Heehee smart Mewsie!Thanks for finding the Dwarf camp! :D
Maugrim: Can we plot some revenge on the Dwarves? PLEAAASEE?
Me: No!We need to think this over properly.Back to out TreeHouse,on the double!
*Traveling Trio leaps into TreeHouse*
Zorro: If you need us,we'll be up here!
 
@copperfox you cant just keep making dummies it just goes to show how cowardly dwarves are as they cower behind pits of oatmeal and butter... you also chose to create dummies as you can't take the pain...
 
Suddenly, Dwarf commandoes spring upon all the Elves, injecting them with a trace of Time Lord DNA. Having done this, the Dwarves tie grenades to the Elves and blow them to bits. Then the Time Lord DNA kicks in, giving each exploded Elf a one-time-only regeneration. So the Elves are good as new....EXCEPT that each one now has a bearded face like a Dwarf, including the females. "Cowering"--HA!!
 
Copperfox said:
Suddenly, Dwarf commandoes spring upon all the Elves, injecting them with a trace of Time Lord DNA. Having done this, the Dwarves tie grenades to the Elves and blow them to bits. Then the Time Lord DNA kicks in, giving each exploded Elf a one-time-only regeneration. So the Elves are good as new....EXCEPT that each one now has a bearded face like a Dwarf, including the females. "Cowering"--HA!!
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o_O what the frack?

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are ours detachable too?:p *detaches beard* Well I'll take that as a yes then....
btw whats a time-lord?
 
Copperfox said:
Suddenly, Dwarf commandoes spring upon all the Elves, injecting them with a trace of Time Lord DNA. Having done this, the Dwarves tie grenades to the Elves and blow them to bits. Then the Time Lord DNA kicks in, giving each exploded Elf a one-time-only regeneration. So the Elves are good as new....EXCEPT that each one now has a bearded face like a Dwarf, including the females. "Cowering"--HA!!
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what the hell?
grenades? what be these things as this is middle earth...
 
While the Elves are getting rid of the beards, the Dwarves unleash a new secret weapon. We hire ANDREW ADAMSON to direct a MOVIE about the Elves; therefore, naturally, he changes all Elves into weak, useless fools who quarrel among themselves and need a nine-year-old sister to tell them how to do everything.
 
Copperfox said:
While the Elves are getting rid of the beards, the Dwarves unleash a new secret weapon. We hire ANDREW ADAMSON to direct a MOVIE about the Elves; therefore, naturally, he changes all Elves into weak, useless fools who quarrel among themselves and need a nine-year-old sister to tell them how to do everything.
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But that doesn't change what the Elves are really like. In fact, it might help us. If people expect us to be wimps, their plans against us will be easy to defend against.:D
 
No, you misunderstand. In this virtual reality, Adamson DOES change you--though of course you can then say that you change back again, just as we Dwarves will always bounce back from what you throw at us.

(Presses a plunger, and more Elf tents sink into a pit)
 
Copperfox said:
No, you misunderstand. In this virtual reality, Adamson DOES change you--though of course you can then say that you change back again, just as we Dwarves will always bounce back from what you throw at us.

(Presses a plunger, and more Elf tents sink into a pit)
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Fine.
I'm like to change back to the way I was before please.
*goes back to the way she was before*
thank you.:p

*pulls lever and half of the dwarf camp dissolves into a volcanic vent* :p (note that doesn't mean that the dwarves had to be on the part that sunk)
 
Kara of the elves opens a time portel with her Tardis and sends all the dwarves back undergroiund to the beginning of there race and the elves once own middle earth back again and re ignites the allience with elves and men aginst the dwarves muahhahaha

Doctor wno moment lol
 
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