war of the dwarves and elves!

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Me: Ha!We're back, un-decapited.:)
Maugrim: *shakes milk off fur*
Me & Zorro: O.O Milk?
Maugrim; What?
Me: Why is milk...and cornflakes in your fur?
Maugrim: Ever hear the joke about the man who was found murdered in his bathtub last year?
Me & Zorro: *shifty eyes* No...
Maugrim: Police found the victim face down in a bathtub full of milk and cornflakes.They say it was a cereal killer.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-wait a second.You've been attacked by a cereal killer? :eek:
Maugrim: Yup.His name is Gollum.But so far,he hasn't killed anyone because he always ends up eating the cornflakes and milk.He only splashed me.
Me: OH MAU! *hugs*
Zorro: Ewwwwww!
Maugrim: *sticks tongue out* :D
Me: All right, enough chit-chat.Sammy,any orders for the Traveling Trio?;)
 
SingingDryad~ said:
Me: Ha!We're back, un-decapited.:)
Maugrim: *shakes milk off fur*
Me & Zorro: O.O Milk?
Maugrim; What?
Me: Why is milk...and cornflakes in your fur?
Maugrim: Ever hear the joke about the man who was found murdered in his bathtub last year?
Me & Zorro: *shifty eyes* No...
Maugrim: Police found the victim face down in a bathtub full of milk and cornflakes.They say it was a cereal killer.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-wait a second.You've been attacked by a cereal killer? :eek:
Maugrim: Yup.His name is Gollum.But so far,he hasn't killed anyone because he always ends up eating the cornflakes and milk.He only splashed me.
Me: OH MAU! *hugs*
Zorro: Ewwwwww!
Maugrim: *sticks tongue out* :D
Me: All right, enough chit-chat.Sammy,any orders for the Traveling Trio?;)
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Fancy being on security? or the war council?
 
Flower: I wonder what happens when you melt peanut butter....
Caspian: lets try it! *melts peanut butter over Mt. Doom*
Flower: ooo, it fries and gets all sticky... like glue!
Caspian: hmmm........
Flower: BONZI! *catapults melted peanut butter into dwarf camp using non-stick pan*
me: *floods dwarf camp with slushies*
 
Hmmmm guys we need plans...
Legolas: We could mine into the mountains and make our base there.
Me: Leoglas? Really? You can be so blonde at times... Dwarves know the mountains well.... it wouldnt affect them... hmmmm???
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Hmmmm guys we need plans...
Legolas: We could mine into the mountains and make our base there.
Me: Leoglas? Really? You can be so blonde at times... Dwarves know the mountains well.... it wouldnt affect them... hmmmm???
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Flower: We could move to Gondolin....
Caspian: How? It was destroyed!
Flower: Hmm, that would cut into it now wouldn't it? Well we could move to, ummmmmmm....... VALINOR!:D
Caspian: Flower we can't go there.
Flower: I can, and so can Mozart.
Mozart: True but Mewsie and Caspian and all the others can't.
me: Why don't we skip moving to places that are destroyed/cannot be entered and come up with an idea?
Flower: What about if we moved to Reandalawo?
me: thats not in Middle Earth!
Flower: Oh..... well we could, um.... CHEEZE WHIZ! *squirts cheeze whiz at the dwarves*
Caspian: Oh sister.:rolleyes:
 
Leaves Rivendell to go for a ride hoping to find inspiration...
*spots a three dwarves*
Hmmmm Maybe I can iterrogate them...
*makes trap which works*
Travells back to Rivendell and places prisoners into the stables
Legolas: Where did you go?
Me: for a ride and I managed to capture three dwarves
*turns to an elvern guard*
Me: Be sure the prisoners are well guarded
Guard: *Places charm on lock* they cant get past that
*turns back to Leoglas and spots that Arwen has just entered*
*Legolas turns and his eyes glow at the sight of her*
Me: Off somewhere nice MyLady?
Arwen: I'm going to a royal council with my husband Aragorn
*Legolas' eyes dimmer at the mention of the word husband*
Me: Okay then have fun :)
Legolas: Yeah have fun...
Arwen: Will do I bid thee farewell.
*she looks back then mounts her Mare*
 
*Traveling Trio creeps out of hideout*
Me: When the Elf 's away...
Maugrim: The doofs come out to play! :D
Zorro: You guys are hopeless.
Me: What's the plan? I propose another group brainstorm.
*Traveling Trio huddles in a corner and brainstorms*
Zorro: OMG!IT'S RAINING!
Me & Maugrim: *put up umbrellas* That's enough brainstorming,Junior.
Me: I know!How about we use...somebody...as a diversion.We lure the Dwarves out of their camp,then while they're gone,we attack!
Zorro: Good idea,only who's gonna be the bait?
Me & Maugrim: *look menacingly at him*
Zorro: You have GOT to be kidding me! *runs up a tree*
Me & Maugrim: SCAREDY CAT!
Zorro: You guys have gone schizo!I'm not going in there! :eek:
Me: All right!Elves, Mewsie & Co.,any volunteers? :p
 
SingingDryad~ said:
*Traveling Trio creeps out of hideout*
Me: When the Elf 's away...
Maugrim: The doofs come out to play! :D
Zorro: You guys are hopeless.
Me: What's the plan? I propose another group brainstorm.
*Traveling Trio huddles in a corner and brainstorms*
Zorro: OMG!IT'S RAINING!
Me & Maugrim: *put up umbrellas* That's enough brainstorming,Junior.
Me: I know!How about we use...somebody...as a diversion.We lure the Dwarves out of their camp,then while they're gone,we attack!
Zorro: Good idea,only who's gonna be the bait?
Me & Maugrim: *look menacingly at him*
Zorro: You have GOT to be kidding me! *runs up a tree*
Me & Maugrim: SCAREDY CAT!
Zorro: You guys have gone schizo!I'm not going in there! :eek:
Me: All right!Elves, Mewsie & Co.,any volunteers? :p
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Flower: *points to Caspian*
Caspian: *points to Flower*
Dorthy: *peers in* Whats goin' on guys? Why are we pointing?
Caspian and Flower: *point to Dorthy*
Dorthy: I have a feeling I have just been volunteered for something.*sigh* Ok fine if you wimps aren't brave enough to do it I'll go.
Caspian: Dorthy's going!
Dorthy: *shoulders bow* M'kay so where am I going?
me: Go lure the dwarves out of their camp and then we attack them I suppose.
Dorthy: Goody.:rolleyes: *walks over to dwarven camp* HEY YOU DWARVES! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF STEALING NO-BRAINED MEANIES WHO BETRAY PEOPLE ALOT! AND YES I KNOW I'M PROBABLY CONVENIANTLY STANDING ON ONE OF YOUR TRAPS! COME OUT AND ANSWER ME YOU LOW-LYING, SELFISH BEASTLY COWARDS!
 
Me: Jeeze sure is quiet without Arwen...
Legolas: haha I wonder where the Dwarves have got to?
Me: I have no idea
Legolas: Hmmm do you think she likes him?
Me: who?
Legolas: Aragorn... I mean he is one of the rare mortals I respect but I can't help but thinking that he's not good enough for her...
Me: Why do you care?
Legolas: I don't... *goes bright red*
Me: okay then...
Legolas: I'm gonna go check on the guard...
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Me: Jeeze sure is quiet without Arwen...
Legolas: haha I wonder where the Dwarves have got to?
Me: I have no idea
Legolas: Hmmm do you think she likes him?
Me: who?
Legolas: Aragorn... I mean he is one of the rare mortals I respect but I can't help but thinking that he's not good enough for her...
Me: Why do you care?
Legolas: I don't... *goes bright red*
Me: okay then...
Legolas: I'm gonna go check on the guard...
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Milky: *snickers*
Caspian: wow......
Flower: This is war people and though it may not be for real I expect utter serio- oh goodness that was hilarious! bahahahahaha!
Dorthy: *looks over her shoulder* Whats so funny?
Milky: Cou'll tell you later.
me: *sigh* Guys, focus or I'm turning your translator off.
Kitten: *open mouths to protest* *they see me glaring and shut them quickly*
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Milky: *snickers*
Caspian: wow......
Flower: This is war people and though it may not be for real I expect utter serio- oh goodness that was hilarious! bahahahahaha!
Dorthy: *looks over her shoulder* Whats so funny?
Milky: Cou'll tell you later.
me: *sigh* Guys, focus or I'm turning your translator off.
Kitten: *open mouths to protest* *they see me glaring and shut them quickly*
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A war no dwarf is doing anything
*rides more and finds a shady spot*
 
Me: COPPERFOX!WHERE ARE YOU???OR TIRIAN!!!!
Maugrim: Those wimps have hightailed it outta here! :eek:
Zorro: What did you expect from a Dwarf?
*Traveling Trio goes hunting*
Me: See ya later dudes!We're going hunting-
Maugrim: For hamburgers! :D
Zorro: And milkshakes. *licks lips*
Me: To In-N-Out Burger we go! *zips off*
 
As soon as you step inside the burger joint, the entire building sinks roof-high in the biggest oatmeal pit you've yet seen. And you thought we had wimped out; we were just preparing our ambush! :p:p
 
Copperfox said:
As soon as you step inside the burger joint, the entire building sinks roof-high in the biggest oatmeal pit you've yet seen. And you thought we had wimped out; we were just preparing our ambush! :p:p
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pfft the burger joint you arrived at was actually just a wimpy's hahaha I changed the sign whilst I was out riding. *laughs to self in her shady spot*
I do love a good picinic under a tree :)
 
Copperfox said:
And then the shady spot, tree and all, ALSO sinks into an oatmeal pit.
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You see? This is why I prefer to stay in camp....

*sets up more pop-up showers*

*sends kittens out with rope to bring back other elves*

(I'd like to point out that kittens have good sense of smell and do not weigh much so it is unlikely they would spring an oatmeal-trap-pit.... note I say UNLIKELY :p)

*kittens return with Traveling Trio and Sammy*

Showers are over there people!:p
*throws pinnaples at the dwarves* (well they are spiky :p)
 
Caspian, can I borrow your tomato cannon?
*Uses tomato cannon to throw oatmeal at the Dwarves*
Take some of your own medicine!
 
The Dwarves simply eat all the oatmeal as fast as it hits them. Then one Dwarf pushes a button, and a blimp overhead releases a huge amount of the dirt that had been excavated in digging the oatmeal pits. This dirt falls onto the tomato cannon, choking its barrel and burying it inside a ten-foot high mound of earth.
 
Copperfox said:
The Dwarves simply eat all the oatmeal as fast as it hits them. Then one Dwarf pushes a button, and a blimp overhead releases a huge amount of the dirt that had been excavated in digging the oatmeal pits. This dirt falls onto the tomato cannon, choking its barrel and burying it inside a ten-foot high mound of earth.
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Caspian: and THAT is why I never use the REAL tomato cannon in this stuff anymore. You see I cloned it like a hundred times so.... *grabs another tomato cannon and fires oatmeal mixed with rotten tomtos at the dwarves*
Flower: We should clone the toaster too. o_O :p
me: :D
 
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