war of the dwarves and elves!

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However, before the travelling trio can even reach the Elf camp, a camouflaged pit opens under their feet, and drops them into a huge bath of rotten eggyolks. A recording device is triggered by their dropping, and a gloating Dwarvish voice tells them:

"We weren't as inactive as you thought; we made LOTS of preparations against your Elvish treachery."
 
*Offers soap to the traveling trio*
*Throws extra soap at Dwarves in hopes that they'll use it and the stench drifting from their camp will decrease*
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
I'm an Elf :)

I am now an active elf
*draws Elvern sword*
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Why do my enemies in other threads always end up on the same side as me in this thread?:p

hmm, now I think I shall.... catapult.... PEPPER SPRAY BOMBS! at the dwarves.:D

*uses catapult to launch pepper-spray bombs at dwarves*

*puts up shield in case this goes really badly and the dwarves hijacked our catapults* :p
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
I'm an Elf :)

I am now an active elf
*draws Elvern sword*
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Ah!Another Elf! :)
Thanks Zella,for the soap!

Me: All right!Come on,Maugrim and Zorro!We got to swim across the lake to get to the Dwarves.
*lake suddenly freezes*
Traveling Trio: :eek:
Maugrim: How...it's JULY!HOW CAN A FRIGGIN LAKE FREEZE IN JULY???!!!
Zorro: Dwarf trickery,no doubt!
Me: Say,this extra soap could come in handy...I got it!Skates!Guys,tie the soap to your feet!
*Traveling Trio each ties two bars of soap to thier feet*
Me: We'll skate across,bombard the Dwarves,and quickly skate back!Everyone get your stink-bombs?
Maugrim & Zorro: *nods*
Me: Then go! *skates onto ice along with Maugrim and Zorro*
*Traveling Trio skates across lake to Dwarf camp,up to walls*
Me: DIE SUCKERS DIE! *pelts Dwarves with fragmented soap*
Maugrim & Zorro: EAT SOAP,YOU STUMPY TROGLODYTES! :p
Me: You know,I actually like thier architecture and stones-obsession.
Maugrim & Zorro: Weirdo!
Me: SHUT UP! Finished?Then run!
Maugrim: Our work here is finito!
Zorro: Skedaddle!
*Traveling Trio zips away back to Elf camp,and hides in trees*
 
Hello again!

Would you like to know who I am? I am the mighty Telmarine Noble, who could wipe you out with one finger, but I am much too honorable for that. However, if you so much as taunt me, I would be forced to slaughter you in self-defense.
 
Traveling Trio: TELMARINE!TELMARINE!TELMARINE!TELE-MARKETER! :p
Me: What will you do now?
Maugrim: Oh man I think we ticked him off. :eek:
Zorro: Bye! *runs*
Maugrim: I'll...em...keep him safe! *runs after Zorro*
Me: COWARDS! *sees Sopespian* On second though...WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs*:D
 
SingingDryad~ said:
Traveling Trio: TELMARINE!TELMARINE!TELMARINE!TELE-MARKETER! :p
Me: What will you do now?
Maugrim: Oh man I think we ticked him off. :eek:
Zorro: Bye! *runs*
Maugrim: I'll...em...keep him safe! *runs after Zorro*
Me: COWARDS! *sees Sopespian* On second though...WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs*:D
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Wimps. I will spare you out of my benevolent mercy. :cool:
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Right so the travelling trio are elves (like me) which is really cool
and sopaspian or however you spell it is a dwarf???
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No- Sopespian is a Telemarine who bugs us all. Me, my kittens, the Traveling Trio and Zella are elves. Copperfox is a dwarf.

And thats about it. Occasionally more dwarves come on though, not that it makes any difference to us elves, we can take whatever they throw at us.:D

..... on second thought- we might be able to take what they can throw at us but watch out for some of the other things they send over here....
(there is a reason there are numerous showers in our camp...:p)
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
No- Sopespian is a Telemarine who bugs us all. Me, my kittens, the Traveling Trio and Zella are elves. Copperfox is a dwarf.

And thats about it. Occasionally more dwarves come on though, not that it makes any difference to us elves, we can take whatever they throw at us.:D

..... on second thought- we might be able to take what they can throw at us but watch out for some of the other things they send over here....
(there is a reason there are numerous showers in our camp...:p)
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oh thanks for the update
I did wonder why there were multiple showers I just thought it was because Elves were very hygienic...

Telmarine??? Jeezey Creezy Telmarine??? *looks at telemarine and decides to get on horse and slowly trot away trying not to disturb him*
 
Sopespian said:
Wimps. I will spare you out of my benevolent mercy. :cool:
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Me: WIMPS?!I'll give you WIMPS,you stumpy Telemarketer-Telmarine!:mad:
Maugrim: No one calls US wimps! Prepare to be exterminated!
Zorro: With Twinkies! *holds up Twinkie*
Me & Maugrim: *exasperated voices* ZORRO!
Zorro: What?! You got a better idea?
Maugrim: All right you punk,into the ranks!And hide those Twinkies!
Zorro: *eats Twinkies* All gone!
Maugrim: Tell me, if Nature is governed by the survival of the fittest...HOW COME YOU'RE STILL HERE?!
Zorro: Just lucky,I guess. :D
Maugrim: *mutters* Hopeless.
Me: All right!Splatter the Telmarine with Nickolodeon-green slime!
*loads of slime catapult at Sopespian and the Dwarves*
Me: Bull's-Eye! Mau,more of that!NOW!
Maugrim: *panting* I'm trying I'm trying!You know it's not easy loading this stuff!
Me: *helps Maugrim load slime* JUNIOR!FIRE AWAY!
Zorro: TIIIIMMMMBBBEEEERRRRR! *cuts rope* *slime flies and splatters the enemies*
Me: You're supposed to say that when something like a tree falls,not when we're catapulting slime.:rolleyes:
 
*looks at telmarine*
*Casts spell causing water to hit telmarine*
*the water drains leaving the telmarine slime free*
Lets keep the slime for the dwarves :rolleyes:
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
*looks at telmarine*
*Casts spell causing water to hit telmarine*
*the water drains leaving the telmarine slime free*
Lets keep the slime for the dwarves :rolleyes:
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Why thank you, dear Sammy. You have spared your friend's lives. I would have decapitated the Trio, but for your gracious act.
 
No problem However you will grant me a favour...
@mozart we need all of it for the dwarves as they are the ones we're really after plus I figured Sopespian would owe me a favour...
 
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