war of the dwarves and elves!

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Me:*jumps outta the underground*Ha!I found my bracelet!And we found a weird deposit of something that smells like stink bombs!
Zorro:We bottled the deposits...
Maugrim:And brought them here to use them!:DObserve.
Me:ONE,TWO,THROW!
*we throw stink bombs into Dwarf camp,where they explode*
Me:Woof!You can practically smell it over here also.*gags*
Maugrim:poor Dwarves.
Zorro:Not.
 
Me:Oh noez!*helps baby Elf*You either put on some kind of goggles,or stay in the tent.
*hands out fume-proof-goggles to all the Elves and cats*
 
The Dwarvish limerick troops go into action:

An Elf-baby burst into tears
When seeing Dwarves filled her with fears.
But we're not to blame;
We can weep just the same,
But our tears disappear in our beards.
 
*claps,wiping away a tear*
Me:Oh how touching and h-
Maugrim:OLA!WHAT ARE YOU DOING????:eek:
Me:Oh right.Hehe *sheepish grin*
Zorro:Really Ola,you're getting soft!*hurls barrage of stale bread at Dwarves*
Me:Sigh.You always need to appreciate art.*joins in bread hurling*
 
Why, what a touching gesture on the Elves' part, replenishing our field rations! I knew it was the right move when I stopped calling them sissy. Say, have you got any rancid mayonnaise to go with the other stuff?
 
Caspian: I wonder what would happen if we started shooting FRESH fruits and vegtables at them. 0.o
me: I think they're scavengers personally.
Caspian: Then why do we keep shooting this stuff at them?
me: It helps clean the fridge out.:p
Caspian:...... ok.... *shoots sploiled meat at dwarves* we don't have any mayonnaise y'lousy scavengers!:p
 
Dwarvish limericks strike again:

A Dwarf who could sing a capella
Struck the Elves as a really odd fella.
So to give him a treat
They flung lots of spoiled meat;
But we're immune to salmonella.
 
Me:We'll see about that.*evil laugh*
Zorro:CLICHE!!!!
Maugrim:Shut up,furball.*whacks him across the battlefield*
Me:You doof!He's practically on the Dwarves' side now!:eek:*runs to get Zorro*
*we run back to the Elf council tent*
Me:AHHH!THE DWARVES ARE PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK USING NICKOLODEON GREEN SLIME!!!We need to enforce our battalions!:eek:
Maugrim:So get busy,everyone.
Zorro:*mimicks Maugrim*So get busy,everyone!:D
 
*Jumps off a cloud (lol) [or something] onto Mozart's tree* *grabs all of her stuff and after getting completely soaked with water jumps off and runs home* O:D
 
WAAAARGH!!!!!*jumps after Tirian,protecting herself with armor*GIVE US BACK OUR STUFF!!!:eek::mad:
*sprays Dwarves with lysol and old toothpaste*
 
~ ~ Happily swallows the Lysol and toothpaste; then trips S-Dryad and pours onto her armor a new Dwarvish formula that turns all Elvish armor into styrofoam
 
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