war of the dwarves and elves!

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Sir Godfrey said:
I want to join the elves! :)
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Well, if you can lift twenty pounds with both arms, your enlistment will add at least ten percent to the TOTAL physical strength of ALL the twinky Elves! :p

Dwarves rule; Elves wish they could accomplish AS MUCH as to drool!
 
Traveling Trio:YAY!!!! *claps for Sir Godfrey* Then get busy!
Maugrim:pELT COPPERFOX WITH OLA'S STYROFOAM ARMOR!!!WAARGH!!!!:D
Me:*cracks herself out of armor,and crumbles it*Here's our ammo!
Traveling Trio:*loads cannon*Weeeheeeheeeheee!*fires at Copperfox and Tirian*YES!SCORE!*Two-Face impersonation* Oh happy happy day!:D
*disappears into Secret Fort to plot next attack*
 
The count so far:
Dwarves- 2 people
Elves- 4 people

And the dwarves are stronger still!

*throws mud pies at SingingDryad and Sir Godfrey*
*Dumps elven hose and umbrella into pit and fills pit with rocks*

(Edit: hopefully we will get more strong "ready-at-arms" dwarves....soon.... *hint-hint* 3:) lol)
 
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*takes out the "dead acid" from the dead batteries and pours it on the elven beds in their camp* hehehehehehehhehehe.....
 
*Brandishs sword and swings it, chopping down a tree*

I would shout timber, but I'm hoping it will land on that unsuspecting dwarf. XD :p
 
Tirian541 said:
*Jumps off a cloud (lol) [or something] onto Mozart's tree* *grabs all of her stuff and after getting completely soaked with water jumps off and runs home* O:D
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*grabs her cousins* THE DWARVES WANT TO TAKE OVER THE VILLAGE! GET THEM!!!!

Melissa: Wow, we finally have someone to fight.
me: Besides the mysquetos.
Melissa: No more about them! and you mispelled that.
me: So?
Catty: STOP ARGUING!
Luke: Yeah, really, this isn't helping.
me: I wasn't trying to agrue but she...
Catty: Shush! Zip!
me and Melissa: Hmph.
Luke: CAAAAATAAAAPULTS!
*we shoot ketchup at the dwarves trying to make them think they are bleeding*

(PS. That is normally what its like with me and my cousins.... only we shout random things sometimes)

Catty: MUSHROOM!

(Like that)
 
Sir Godfrey said:
*Brandishs sword and swings it, chopping down a tree*
I would shout timber, but I'm hoping it will land on that unsuspecting dwarf. XD :p
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*YAWN* Any tree thin enough to be cut down by an Elvish wimp doesn't even muss my hair as it falls onto me. I take the severed trunk and use it as dental floss.
 
Copperfox said:
*YAWN* Any tree thin enough to be cut down by an Elvish wimp doesn't even muss my hair as it falls onto me. I take the severed trunk and use it as dental floss.
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You insult me dwarf! Draw your sword.. oh right you dwarves don't have sophisticated weaponry, just brutish axes that are not better than crude saws. :p
 
Me:*glances at GKON*Nah.
Maugrim:Not a worthy opponent.Numenoreans are MIDGETS compared to the Traveling Trio
Zorro:*thumbs down*
...
GKON:*gets angry*(i'll use you just this once)
Maugrim::eek:
Me::eek:
Zorro:OMG RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!!
Traveling Trio:*runs away,throwing pies at GKON all the way*
Me:By the way,the dude in your avvie needs some serious dental care.:p
 
*trips Maugrim who winds up taking a tumble offa kliff*

*chucks a buncha rusty spikey lock-jaw kausing Numenorean Armor off after*

BUFAFFAFAFAAFFFAFAFAFFAFAFAFAAAAAAAA

*eats pies n thanks the trio by summoning a jigglypuff to pimpslap them all silly ;)*

My teef are sharp and pointy so I kan does this

*bites an elf* "WHOMP!" "EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!"
 
Elves all the way

ELVES ALL THE WAY
I have a few names: LEGOLAS ELROND ARWEN
All awesome names
now I give you some dwarf names: Gimilie Thorin Balin
All stupid names
I rest my case :)
 
WHAT?!? o_O

To the new "Independent Pacifists Against overused Fantasy Clichés":
Overused?... what does that mean?... elves of course!

To SammylovesNarnia1:
Our names are for "man-ly men"! hahahahaha!

To Gondor Knight of Narnia aka GKON:
I think your picture needs some dental floss!
*ties GKON to same tree as Sir Godfrey*

To Mrs Gil-Galad Took:
"...And whose side are you on then?..."
 
I'm an Elf

Frodosgurl said:
Well I got this idea when me and Douglas started over in "the order of the duct tape"

Feel free to join in. As you can see we have the elves and the dwarves. Chose your side.

Dwarves:
Douglas_Iron_Fist (leader)
Gondorgirl
Copperfox

Elves:

Frodosgurl (leader)

xXx Carmen xXx

KathrynJanewayChakotay

A Ranger from Cora

SusanTheGentleHornblower

Gentle Voice

SingingDryad


Other:

fernshirehobbit (leader)

Timberwolf

Mrs Gil-Galad Took
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i so wanna be an elf :)
 
*WAKES UP THREAD*
Me: Geez what happened to ourc war!Up you fuzzbrains!
Maugrim: *yawns* What now?
Me: We attack the Dwarves.Using...flaming doughnuts.*evil grin*
*Traveling Trio loads catapults with burning,rotting doughnuts,and rolls catapults towards Dwarf camp*
Me: All right-FIRE!
*Flaming missles whizz over the walls into the camp,startling the Dwarves and destroying thier tents*
Me: Oh geez they're getting ready to retailate!RUN!
Traveling Trio: *turns on thier heels and sprints back to Elf camp,laughing all the way*
Me: Take that,you stumpy fuzzbrains! *sticks out tongue*
 
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