war of the dwarves and elves!

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General Copperfox reports to Keyblade Master: "Welcome back, sire! In your absence, combat has been proceeding in a non-lethal way as befits a comical war. The Elves, however, have been rather aggressive with snowballs and loud music, to which we have retaliated by having our tame Balrogs fly over and drop trash on the Elvish camp."
 
The Dwarves once again demonstrate their proficiency with complex high-speed technology. Our extremely sophisticated particle-beam weapons wipe all Elves everywhere out of existence, then reconstitute all the Elves exactly as they were, too rapidly for anyone to notice. Neat trick, eh?
 
Me:Ha!Maugrim(who is a Wolf)has cleverly connected us!Therefore,i can enter Maugrim's body in an instant,then come back to my own!
*demonstrates*:D
 
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The Dwarves once again demonstrate their proficiency with complex high-speed technology. Our extremely sophisticated particle-beam weapons wipe all Elves everywhere out of existence, then reconstitute all the Elves exactly as they were, too rapidly for anyone to notice. Neat trick, eh?
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Is there a point to this?:p
 
Of course: to be silly!


~ ~ Wipes Zella out of existence, then instantaneously brings her back to life intact



You know how the winters arrive and depart;
Each one leaves a bit more old age in my heart.
But rise from your bed, and we'll dance all the same;
The tree of remembrance will tell me your name.​
 
Me & Maugrim:OW!OW!OW!OWWWWW!*collapse on ground,writhing in fake-agony*
Me:Cruelty to children and animals!Call the Mods!AAAAAAGHH!
Maugrim:*gasps in mock-pain* *whispers* I hope they fall for it.:p
 
SingingDryad~ said:
Me & Maugrim:OW!OW!OW!OWWWWW!*collapse on ground,writhing in fake-agony*
Me:Cruelty to children and animals!Call the Mods!AAAAAAGHH!
Maugrim:*gasps in mock-pain* *whispers* I hope they fall for it.:p
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*Runs around looking for a mod*
There are none on! What do we do now?!:eek::p
 
No, it doesn't hurt, because the whole process is completed, and the subject's body is entirely restored to normal, faster than the pain nerves can register any disturbance.


~ ~ Annihilates the cruelty-prevention officials, and brings them back to life, so they'll know it's true


You know how the winters arrive and depart;
Each one leaves a bit more old age in my heart.
But rise from your bed, and we'll dance all the same;
The tree of remembrance will tell me your name.​
 
..... I know!
*lands flying saucer spaceship thats from the Galactica*
*disegrates dwarves*
*elves steal the dwarves de-attached beards*
*re-insinigrates dwarves*
*flying saucer leaves*

*wearing special gear so it will not effect her, gets skunks to spray dwarves beards*
*sends beards back to dwarves*

:p
 
Me:Come on,Maugrim!
*leads small raid on surprised Dwarves,and uses a shield to stop the whachamacallit Copperfox is using*
Me: Drop all thier cram in the river!
Maugrim:There is so cram!
Me:WHAT?THEY ATE ALL OF IT?!?!?!:eek:
Maugrim:That'sc why their hauberk's don't fit anymore.:rolleyes:
Me:Hee hee.Quick,dump anything into the river!
*Me and Maugrim dump Dwarf tents into river,along with new hauberks,and a surprising load of weird stuff*
 
I'm back! lol

Ok, in one message/post can some one tell me what has been going on? Like, are the "rules" changed, whos on whose side, etc. etc.
Thankyou! :eek:
 
Well, nobody kills anybody, there are occasional brief truces, and the main strategic goal continues to be silliness!


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Read "Emmett and Queenie"!
 
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