war of the dwarves and elves!

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Mozart the Meerkitten said:
we have walls and gates? I thought we had a bunch of half-wrecked tents set around haphazardly. O.o

or maybe I'm thinking of the dwarves camp...:p
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I thought we were in a fort...
You are talking about the dwarves haha very uncivilised bunch them :)
A massive fort with all our banners hanging from it...
Like my banner is a black raven on a white piece of cloth...
(banners as in standards not cyber banners...)
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
I thought we were in a fort...
You are talking about the dwarves haha very uncivilised bunch them :)
A massive fort with all our banners hanging from it...
Like my banner is a black raven on a white piece of cloth...
(banners as in standards not cyber banners...)
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my standard is either the Catland flag or a banner with a tiny kitten holding a blue-glowing sword. or both....
oh and my Gnarled forest standard is an old glove. xD
 
Let's talk about paying homage to the mighty Telmarines! If you bribe, er, tip, us well, and remember our birthdays, we'll let you be servants instead of slaves, if we happen to conquer you. Not that we're going to fight! We are so powerful and intimidating that you'll go down without a fight if we decide to raise our catapults. And your little walking trees can't stop us. :cool::D
 
Sopespian said:
Let's talk about paying homage to the mighty Telmarines! If you bribe, er, tip, us well, and remember our birthdays, we'll let you be servants instead of slaves, if we happen to conquer you. Not that we're going to fight! We are so powerful and intimidating that you'll go down without a fight if we decide to raise our catapults. And your little walking trees can't stop us. :cool::D
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PHILISTENE! PHILISTENE! TENNYSON! TENNYSON!

*charges at Sopespian with her kittens*

Caspian: *stays at back of line and fires tomatos at Sopespian from the battleship Niagra using her huge, awsomeatic, guns* :p:D
 
The Dwarves, while keeping a cautious eye on the Elves, launch their own volley of giant frisbees at the Telmarines. Each frisbee is coated with a special glue that won't stick to the skin or hair of Dwarves, but will stick all over the Telmarines they touch.
 
Oh, yeah, my bad. Well, I guess I'll just take over the rest of the world.

Hmm... my life would be made if I could conquer all the donut shops... See y'all 'round!
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Who made you in charge of everything?
I mean really and truely I'm the senior of you and Sammy, at least going by time spent on the forum and time spent on this game.
*raises eyebrow*
*takes cookies from DOTL*
*hides cookies*

Now would you like to be equals? Or would you like me to set my kittens on you?

Kind elf, I was not trying to assume control. Without your commanding presence, SammylovesNarnia1 and Baby Elf were getting out of control... with those stupid cookies!!! I merely took the cookies so that they would calm down and round up some prisoners. You, of course, are a senior to me, as I am merely a regular member. Please accept my sincere apologies, as I was not trying to be in command, but just to keep the lembas bread under control. *bows formally*

What that a good enough apology? :)

*finds cookies*
*eats cookies*
*falls asleep*
*wakes up*

Me: I'm ready to go back to work! What would you have me do, Oh Great Meerkitten?
*grabs dwarf and chucks him off a cliff*
Please don't set your kittiens on me!
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My! In my haste I spelled a word wrong! Silly me! *WAS* that a good enough apology? :)

Sorry, just couldn't resist chucking that dwarf. He was so chubby and grumpy.
*leaps on balrog and wreaks havoc on the Telmarines*
 
As the Telmarines retreat, the Dwarves, who were NEVER EVER the aggressors in the Elf-Dwarf war, continue creating more secret hideouts, fortifications, traps, false targets, etc., which will thwart any and every new Elvish attack, no matter what, no matter what, nyaah nyaah nyaaaaaahh.
 
Thats boring then... As there is now no point in attacking you if every attack will just lead to us in a pit of Oatmeal...
Stop cowering behind traps and be the dwarves we have all read about that will fight for what they beleive no matter how tall or awesome their enemy. Did Gimilie cower behind traps when he went to war? No he did not. Did Thorin give in to the wood elves when they captured him? NO he did not. He stuck it out and kept to what he beleived in. Now are you the dwarves we know and have courage? or are you the dwarves that are unknown and cowardly?
 
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