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D,

Even more terrifying for those of us who were born closer to 1980. I should get to that book sometime.

GG
 
Dear GG,

I think it's monstrously unfair that it is 2015 and I still think of 2000 as "recent." Maybe I can blame it on the millennium.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
Dear Freckles,

*glares*

Stop judging me. I'm starting back into the Koran again, and that was written in A.D. sometime. And I just finished Piers Ploughman, and that was written in 12-- or 13-- something-or-other A.D. See? I read recent stuff.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
Glen,

I read a newly released book last year. I got it the day it came out. That's a rare thing for me.

GG
 
Hail Zeus,

Can't you get some self-control? Your big brother Hades has about twenty tons more than you in the morality department.

Sincerely,
Prometheus
 
Dear Prometheus,

Do you ever regret the decision of stealing fire? I mean, people would probably have discovered sooner or later when Zeus lashed out with his thunderbolts in some rage or another and started a forest fire.

Sincerely,
Lossy
 
Dear Lossy,

No, I don't regret my decision. Zeus was avoiding the use of thunderbolts for precisely that reason. Eventually he probably would have lost it--he usually does--and thrown one, but in the mean time, a lot of people would have died of cold and exposure. I suffered for the cause of humanity, etc.

Sincerely,
Prometheus
 
Dear Prometheus,

You could have simply urged people to move to warmer climes until such time as Zeus got angry. They could have lived on tropical fruits and sushi.

Sincerely,
Lossy
 
Dear Lossy,

What is this, you are on Zeus's side and want them all to die of salmonella or something?! Raw fish is simply unethical. It's worse than human liver. Ask the eagle; he knows.

Sincerely,
Prometheus
 
Glenburne said:
Dear Lossy,

No, I don't regret my decision. Zeus was avoiding the use of thunderbolts for precisely that reason. Eventually he probably would have lost it--he usually does--and thrown one, but in the mean time, a lot of people would have died of cold and exposure. I suffered for the cause of humanity, etc.

Sincerely,
Prometheus
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Dear Prometheus,

I've heard you have a School of Running Away from Things. How does one go about attending this school?

Sincerely,

Sopespian
 
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Dear Soperegrin,

I can't keep clicking all those links, do youthink I haven't got anything better to do with my life than- Oh right. I'll get right to it.

Cheers
Freckles
 
Dear Freckles,

What happened to Zeus? (Not that I mind him being gone.)

-Prometheus
 
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Dear Percy Jackson,

Poseidon has as many issues as Zeus. The eagle dropped The Odyssey by my rock one morning, and I know.

Sincerely,
Prometheus
 
Dear Freckles,

The first Percy Jackson book...was okay. Not great, but okay. The second one made me laugh--at the serious parts.

I am told that my reactions are unusual. It comes of being chained to a rock for a very long time. One's sense of humor grows warped.

Sincerely,
Prometheus

P.S. No one even put a television by my rock. The eagle said it had something to do with television not being invented yet. Which basically meant that Zeus was hoarding all the existing models in his bedroom.
 
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