You Know You Are a LOTR Addict When....

34. When you approve of your husband's natural wavy hair because it reminds you of hobbits.

35. When you stroke your husband's arm and call him "The Precious"

36. When your husband has yet to finish part II of the extended ed. of the Return of the King but already assumes he is taking you to see the Hobbit in theaters... in Seoul...

37. When your wedding is lotr-ish and everyone tells you that you, as the bride, looked like an elf in your wedding dress

38. When you have referred to all dachshunds as "preciouses"

39. When you have a hobbit cloak your friend sewed you for Christmas years back and when your husband buys the lotr leaf pin for your last birthday to compliment it.
 
40. when you double post just to continue this thread
41. when your husband walks over and assumes you are photoshopping more lotr stuff... even when you aren't
 
42. When your way of insulting yourself after forgetting your ID card is by saying "Stupid hobbitses!"
 
44. When people ask if you are going to see "so-and-so" movie and you tell them you've never heard of it... and are just looking forward to seeing the Hobbit... and then you advertise for the movie to them...
 
45. When you're sitting in chapel, and a sunset begins to come slowly onto the screen, and since the red in the middle appears first, you think it's the Eye....
 
47. When you have at any point in your life named your pets Gimli, Imrahil, Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Tinuviel, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil... I could go on.

48. When your first thought when naming something is whether there is a good Elvish name for it.

49. When you knew every character, major and minor, and the entire plot by the time you were 7 years old.

50. When you have multiple moments of silence for the death of your White Tree of Gondor shirt *Moment of silence*

51. When you also have a White tree of Gondor (and Rohirrim horse) blanket

52. When you also intend to make a White Tree of Gondor teapot

53. When your expression of love of choice is to give away your Evenstar pendant.
 
Gondorgirl said:
47. When you have at any point in your life named your pets Gimli, Imrahil, Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Tinuviel, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil... I could go on.

48. When your first thought when naming something is whether there is a good Elvish name for it.


52. When you also intend to make a White Tree of Gondor teapot
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So True!!! I totally do that... :D

I would love a teapot like that!
 
fernshirehobbit said:
So True!!! I totally do that... :D

I would love a teapot like that!
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My guinea pigs were named Gimli and Imrahil, my sister's was Arwen.

I'm going to paint it sometime soon. It will complete my teapot collection.

54. When you didn't learn the notes on the bass clef as "Good Boys Do Fine Always" instead you learned them as "Gandalf, Boromir, Denethor, Frodo, Aragorn"

55. When you learned the classification of animals as "Kind Pippin Cried Out, Find Gandalf's Staff!" (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)
 
56. I will someday acquire a very big dog. It will be white and fluffy, and I shall name it Mithrandir.

57. When you have learned to avoid giving Goldfish good LotR names, because it makes their death all the more sad.

58. When you're definition of a good painting is that it would go well in a colored edition of the Sil.
 
59. When you purposefully name things that are going to die "Denethor" or "Lurtz"

60. When you already have the opening day for the Hobbit marked on every calendar

61. When you have already asked off work for the opening day of the Hobbit
 
Lossëndil said:
57. When you have learned to avoid giving Goldfish good LotR names, because it makes their death all the more sad.
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This reminds me...

62. When a character in your 2010 NaNoWriMo novel referred to the nine evil black fish in the family tank as 'the nazgul'.

(It was one of two good parts in the entire 85,000 word draft. :rolleyes:)
 
63. When you decide you've had your LOTR desktop background long enough, so you change it--to a different LOTR desktop background.
 
Narnia_bookworm said:
When you find a gold ring real or not and call it my Precious.
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65. When you're in a public pool at a camp and one of the life-guards throws in diving rings and when you find the yellow one you call it "The One Ring" or "The Precioussss". xD
66. When you can explain everything in detail that is happening in the movies so well that your friend who is watching them for the first time with you says, "I don't even need to watch the movies, you can just narrate them to me." because every 10-15 you find something that the movie doesn't explain well enough and have the urge to better explain to your friend why/when/how something is happening. (did that this morning/last night with one of my friends xD)
67. When you can answer your said friend's questions about LOTR in detail with references in the Silmarillion, the Hobbit or LOTR.
 
70. When every new Hobbit picture becomes your computer desktop wallpaper
71. When you have explained the entire plot in detail (with the help of your camp counselor) to three little girls who had never heard of the books before. Complete with Nazgul and Gollum impressions.
 
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