You Know You Are a LOTR Addict When....

72. When you actually wear elf ears at the mall with friends and say to little kids, yes those are my real ears. (True story)

73. When every password has something to do with Lord of the Rings.
 
MissReepicheep said:
18. When an appreciation of LotR is high on your list of criteria for a future husband.
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74. When an appreciation of LotR is #2 on your list of criteria for a future husband.

Celebrilomiel said:
4. You go into hysterics when someone refers to Mordor as "morder" and you declaim that they are violating the awesomeness of Mordor.
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75. When your number 1 pet peeve is someone misspelling "Gondor"

NEVER. DO. THIS. IN. MY. PRESENCE.

MissReepicheep said:
30. When you hear that a person you thought little of likes LotR, and have to re-evaluate your feelings about them.
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76. When you hear that a person you thought much of does not like LotR you have to re-evaluate your feelings for them

Lossëndil said:
43. When GG getting a new Gondortree shirt makes you strangely happy.
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But I miss my old one. :(

Lossëndil said:
I wish I were one of those little girls!
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You know you do. :cool:

77. When you have made a LotR version of the Twelve Days of Christmas

78. When one of the first songs you learned on piano was from the animated Return of the King
 
80. When you start a thread like this.
81. When you spend hours finding insulting pictures of Legolas and sending them to your Legolas-obsessed sister.
82. But would be offended if someone did that with Frodo or Faramir.
 
83. When the majority of your posts on the LPG were fighting over Faramir with RF

84. When you have constant gloating going on in your head because RF isn't around to defend her Faramir rights


Nevertheless, I miss RF dearly. :(
 
85. When you talk to yourself using "we" and "us", and are then alarmed by the fact that you're speaking like Gollum.
 
CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
79. When you name your house/home Rivendell, Lothlorien, Moria, Hobbiton, Mordor, Angmar or any similar name.
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86. When you name places/buildings around your house names like Mordor, Ithilien, Cirith Ungol, The Tower of Cirith Ungol, The Winding Stair, Moria....

MissReepicheep said:
85. When you talk to yourself using "we" and "us", and are then alarmed by the fact that you're speaking like Gollum.
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87. When you do this aren AREN'T alarmed by the fact that you're speaking like Gollum. xD
 
88. When you actually enjoy speaking like Gollum...it's not our fault that they do not likes us, my precious.

89. When you speak like Gollum, but think that your teenage brother is Gollum.

90. When you really want to put a sign reading "One does not simply walk into Mordor" on the door to his room.
 
91. When you, after making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich wonder what pippin ate for lunch
92. Decide you'll try taking 11sies, jus for the fun of it
93. Conclude your dad - since he has always told such good stories about middle -earth - has not only been there, but is a Ranger
94. Put letters to Legolas in your family wardrobe.
 
95. When you and your friend post signs saying, "No admittance except on Party Business," and, "Pedo mellon a minno," on the door to the camper where you are sleeping before her graduation party.
96. When you know what oedo mellon a minno means.
97. When you actually study Elvish and are disappointed that college keeps you from focusing on it as much as you like.
98. When you read LOTR every summer.
99. And the Hobbit at least as often.
100. Not to mention anything LOTR-related you can get your hands on.
 
101. when you find yourself impatiently waiting for someone to post in this thread so that you can post again
 
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102 (or 103...) When the second most common way for you to say "I love you" is in Elvish. (Closely followed by "As you wish"...)
 
104. When you are still slightly mad at Gandalf, who promised you you could one day come back to Middle Earth, but has yet to fulfill that promise.
(some people would call it a dream. I call it visiting old friends. Let's see, it was... 7 years ago?)
 
MissReepicheep said:
85. When you talk to yourself using "we" and "us", and are then alarmed by the fact that you're speaking like Gollum.
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I confess! I have done this, but was NOT alarmed buy the fact! On one occasion, at church of all places, before the start of Sunday School, shortly after 'The Fellowship of the Ring' had been released, which I had watched, of course, I overheard one of the ladies say to her baby, "You are so precious!" (or something similar, but definitely including the word 'precious'). I responded with, "Yesss, my Precioussss!" The lady in question, cried "No!" and looked horrified!

106. When you think your head teacher, boss, mother-in-law or next door neighbour is the Dark Lord Sauron returned.
 
Lossëndil said:
104. When you are still slightly mad at Gandalf, who promised you you could one day come back to Middle Earth, but has yet to fulfill that promise.
(some people would call it a dream. I call it visiting old friends. Let's see, it was... 7 years ago?)
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Why do some people dream about Gandalf, and I dream about burning trash trucks? *sigh*

107. When you walk back from the library mumbling "Elbereth Gilthoniel," realize that your high schoolers would probably think you were insane if they knew, and then consider getting rid of the high schoolers.
 
108. When you are quite certain that Morgoth, or Sauron, or Saruman (after he became evil) would make a much better job of running the country than the current Prime Minister or President.
 
109. When your concept of political theory revolves around two unpleasant facts: 1) man is sinful, and 2) Aragorn isn't on the ballot.
 
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