You Know You Are a LOTR Addict When....

113. When you enjoy *reading* The Tolkien Companion. (a kinda dictionary)
114. When you sing songs from the Hobbit. (animated movie, but very close to the ones in the book)
115. When you draw pictures of favorite LOTRs characters and try to make sure they all have a Gandalf some were in the picture.
 
118. When watching Jeopardy the Lo's hardware commercial comes on which consists of two birds remodling their house. Since they choose to add window boxes and a round door, you automatically think, "hobbits!" :D
 
120. When referring to this canine as "The Cave Troll" comes so naturally that it never even occurred to you to post it on a LotR addiction thread. :p
 
121. When Pepin the Short in history class immediately makes you think about you-know-who. :D
 
Celebrilomiel said:
119. When your neighbors get a dog (a big, mean, ugly dog which, despite your like for other dogs, you cannot stand), you dub it "the Cave Troll" and continuously refer to it as such.
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122. Or, alternatively, you are convinced said dog is actually a warg.

123. And you try and convince everyone else in the neighbourhood that the dog is a warg.
 
124. When you wish the LOTRs movies were hours and hours and even days longer.
*cries* Please do not even say, "All good things must come to a end." It doesn't help!
 
125. When you check this thread every day.
126. When your friends avoid the subject of LOTR, because they know you'll get stuck on it.
127. When you avoid the subject of LOTR, for fear of giving yourself away....
 
Glenburne said:
125. When you check this thread every day.
126. When your friends avoid the subject of LOTR, because they know you'll get stuck on it.
127. When you avoid the subject of LOTR, for fear of giving yourself away....
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128. When you agree with a great deal on this thread.
 
129: You find this unfair... my best friend is willing to watch ( and read) Twilight with his wife, but his wife is unwilling to watch or read LOTR with him.

130: You think that it would be romantic to inscribe "One ring to rule them all" or "One ring to bind them all" on your wedding ring. In Elvish script, natrually.

131: You want to dress any one who is a Ring bearer at your wedding as Frodo Baggins. ( actually when my younger sister got married, I offered to do this, complete with my best friend being dressed as Sam. )
 
132. When you see a Facebook poll titled "Ladies, at what store are you looking to find that perfect spring dress?" and add the answer "Mordor."

(I found the wording of the question annoying...and couldn't resist.)
 
133. When your husband, who has never read any of Tolkien's works (or finished part two of the rotk) answers last nights Jeopardy question about Luthien correctly...
 
Glenburne said:
127. When you avoid the subject of LOTR, for fear of giving yourself away....
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134. Alternatively: When you actively bring up the subject of LOTR constantly when meeting new people so that you will give yourself away very quickly.
 
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