You Know You Are a LOTR Addict When....

CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
I trust she accepted your generous offer with undying gratitude?
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Sadly, she did not. Ashame to as we were both ready to recreate the parts of LOTR were Frodo and Sam are climbing the slopes of Mount Doom, complete with another friend of ours sneaking up front as Gollum and saying, "Clever little Hobbitses to climb so high!" For some reason, she didn't like it.
 
136. When a vegetarian bugs you about your ordering meat and you lean over and whisper, "Give it to us raw and wriggling!" in their ear. (My brother did this!)

137. When you are envious of your best friend's brother's LOTRs posters.

138. When you start singing songs from the LOTRs London Radio Theatre audio books at the top of your lungs while mowing the lawn. (guilty and proud of it! :D

139. When your best friend tells you to shut up because you are unconsciously quoting the LOTRs movie when it is her first time watching it. (guilty as charged! :eek:)

140. When you see the movies for sale and have to talk yourself out of perchasing them because you already own them.

141. When you own both the original and the extended versions of the movies.

142. When you sign your LOTRs poetry with, "Faramir's Scribe and True Love." (Me all the way! :D)

143. When you start naming your animals on Zoo Tycoon after the LOTRs characters.

144. When it takes you so long to post in this thread that when you hit "submit reply" the forum says you're not signed in. (That just happened to me! :eek:)
 
Arielle Fayre said:
140. When you see the movies for sale and have to talk yourself out of perchasing them because you already own them.
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Somewhat guilty...

145. When Your username is LotR related

146. When your email is LotR related

147. When all but one of your usual usernames are LotR related

148. When a sudden majority of everyone you know refers to you by a LotR name
 
150. When a significant number of your friends go by LotR names.

151. When you read the books before the movies came out, and saw every movie as it came out.

152. When you spend a history class informing your classmates the origins of orcs.
 
Lossëndil said:
151. When you read the books before the movies came out, and saw every movie as it came out.
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*sad sigh*

153. When you were too young at the time of the movie's release to do that, and thus are very pleased to have the opportunity to see "The Hobbit" in theaters.
 
154. When your longest held grudge (as in still ongoing) is against your brother for not letting you go to the Return of the King in theaters.
 
155. When you taught a two-year-old sister once to identify landmarks and areas on the map of Middle Earth which was permanently posted on the side of your family's refrigerator. (And no, she couldn't do the same for a map of the US at that age, but she was very good at Middle Earth!)

156. When you try to convince your dad to name a baby sibling something involving Luthien, Tinuviel, or ideally both. And he considers it.

157. When (back in ancient times) said dad inferred the existence of the Silmarillion from references in LOTR, hunted for it high and low in libraries and bookstores, and finally discovered that it hadn't been published yet.
 
158: When Christmas ( or your birthday) roll around and you go to sneak a peak at your gifts and someone catches you in the act and asks if you are sneaking you reply in a Gollum voice, "Sneak? Sneak? Good Smegol shows Hobbitses secret stairs to Mordor they wouldn't have found on their own and whatd does he says? Sneak? Sneak? Nice friend, precious, very nice indeed."

159: After your Gollum rant happens in said situation and they ask to know what you are doing you reply, still in Gollum voice, "Sneaking."


160: You and your former college roomate refer to the girl whose affections you both vied as "The One Ring" and each other as Frodo and Smeagol.
 
Sven-El said:
160: You and your former college roomate refer to the girl whose affections you both vied as "The One Ring" and each other as Frodo and Smeagol.
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I'm curious, are you Frodo or Smeagol?

161. When your response for why someone should do something for you is often something along the lines of "Because it's my birthday, my love..."
 
161. When you get mad at those Hair Implant places because they refuse to do the procedure on your feet!
 
164. When you wish you could have a winged beast, like the Lord of the Nazgul had.

165. When you refer to your relatives as the Sackville-Baggins's, even if they are as bad!

166. When you call the farmer you used to scrump from/still scrump from Farmer Maggot.
 
168. When, by attempting to make a personal application of the chapel message, you end up quoting "The Road Goes Ever On." And you feel spiritual uplifted as a result. (Guilty today....)
 
169. When you double-post in this thread.
170. When you are delighted to hear someone in the hall cackle, "You shall not pass!"
 
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