You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am in need of a drink.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned because I am full.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for posting in this thread.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for not adhering to the rules that thy evidently ban for.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I lost one of my arrows.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for having arrows in the first place.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thou art baned. That is, Durin's Bane hath been cluttering my bedroom, so I directed him to thine.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I keep forgetting to return the last Harry Potter book to my library.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for it is getting late.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Thou art banned for pouring custard over the guinea pig.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for it was an accident! I tripped!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for at youth group last night, one of the leaders spoke in Shakespearian off and on. It made my day.

 

[amdd97]

thou art banned, because I just got the missing e thing for tumblr.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I know not of what thou speakest.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I am in the same boat.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have a headache.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I got a gigantic spinning lolipop for my birthday that matches my pink camo hat that I also got for my birthday.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You're banned because I'm tired and unmotivated.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou'rt banned, for I shall first encourage thee to sleep, and secondly encourage thee to embrace that noble Tongue of our forefathers.

 

[Sopespian]

Thou'rt banned, for I shall first encourage thee to sleep, and secondly encourage thee to embrace that noble Tongue of our forefathers.

You're banned 'cause I'm mad.