Thou'rt banned, for Tolkien wrote far too little. And I do want another movie after The Hobbit, but alas, The Silmarillion is too complicated to cinemize.
Thou'rt banned, for I understand thy desire, and often suffer the same. But when I finished The Children of Hurin, I did not want to touch another book for a while--that is, for thirty minutes. Very depressing, and...something else.
Thou art banned, for I am delighted to find that Shakespearian still reigneth queen, tho' my spell checker loveth her not and hath repeatedly abused her with Autocorrect.