You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have almost finished knitting my second sock.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for I have mine knitting forgotten (sort of), and crochet hath taken hold of mine life and limb. Farewell, thou knitting needles that did my great-grandmother use; for I bow unto the Hook.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because we're reading Julius Caeser in school and I'm still not talking Shakesperian here!

 

[Copperfox]

You're banned, because in sixth grade I acted as Julius Caesar in a simplified production of that Shakespeare play! I did a great job of falling down dead once I got stabbed by wooden rulers.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have too much homework.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for my teacher still hath not graded the outline for my paper that is due tomorrow. *grimace*

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I wish thee good luck in this most trying circumstance.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for the paper is turned in, but the grade is not. O teacher, thy silence shall indeed be avenged: thou shalt hear of this on the course evaluation.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for waiting for grades is one of my least favorite parts of college.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for the outline grade is now something like six weeks late...incredible. And this page needed saved from the Tree's thread revival. Kind of like a tent revival without the tent....

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for thy noble action in saving this thread.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I went to the Barnes and Noble bookstore and bought a Bilbo Baggins Bobblehead.


And because I win at aliteration.

 

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

You're banned for being a Meerkitten... thing

 

[NarnianWarrior]

Your banned for farting when I was sleeping
a little inmature I get it hahaha

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I like thy username.

 

[Rainshadow]

You are banned because I feel like banning someone.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I feel the urge to ban the entire world.

 

[Rainshadow]

You're banned because you banned me. Yes, that is a perfectly good reason to ban someone!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for my roommate is making me earrings.

 

[Rainshadow]

You're banned because I haven't been able to wear any other earrings than my studs. (To be honest, I haven't even tried yet)