You're Banned! II

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because everyone keeps saying "Thou art banned".

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth thou-eth needs-eth to-eth add-eth an-eth "eth"-eth to-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth say-eth. So-eth say-eth the-eth Lady-eth of-eth Eth-eth!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth thou-eth needs-eth to-eth add-eth an-eth "eth"-eth to-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth say-eth. So-eth say-eth the-eth Lady-eth of-eth Eth-eth!

You're banned because that is absolutely, positively untrue.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned because we just like to use thou art for no reason at all. And it's cool.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for Fritos go with lunch. And any other time of day or night one might wish to eat them.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned because typing on a Kindle is really annoying.

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth thou-eth should-eth be-eth typing-eth on-eth a-eth computer-eth. It-eth is-eth much-eth easier-eth.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because my birthday isn't for five months.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for 'tis 2013.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned, because I keep reading Zella's posts with a british accent.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned because now I will too.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for 'tis a side effect of reading too many British authors. And then there is Doctor Who...(of which I am blessedly ignorant).

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because according to Glenburne, I am blessedly ignorant too.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned because Doctor Who is brilliant, and you both need to watch it.

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth I-eth really-eth want-eth to-eth watch-eth Doctor-eth Who-eth, but-eth the-eth stupid-eth Netflix-eth list-eth won't-eth go-eth fast-eth enough-eth!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for thy plethora of "eth"s doth slow my reading.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I'll be leaving to go help at Awanananana soon.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because I don't help out at Awananananana any more.

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth thou-eth should-eth be-eth helping-eth out-eth with-eth AWANA-eth.

 

[Gentle Voice]

You banned because you love dragons