Thou art banned, for I do doubt thy true love of the Tongue of Shakespeare. Fie indeed upon thee, if thou mockest it with thy constant "eth". Pray make thy self known unto me, least I criticize thee unjustly concerning thy use of our noble language.
Thou art banned (heretic, speak in the Tongue!) because I hereby fling the Super Bowl off Cliff. *flings Super Bowl off Cliff into a field of cacti* *drops bowl of petunias after*
Thou art banned because I don't like that Suzanne Collins is ruining Peeta in Mockingjay. (For all those that have already finished it, I have not yet, so please no spoilers. )