war of the dwarves and elves!

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

floods dwarves camp with milk and honey.

 

[Zella]

*Throws some cheerios into the milk and honey*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*chops bananas,and adds it to the mix*
And as a treat...*adds banana peels*

 

[Zella]

*Passes out spoons to the Dwarves*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Wait a second,WHY ARE WE BEING SO NICE TO THE DWARVES?!

 

[Zella]

Wait a second,WHY ARE WE BEING SO NICE TO THE DWARVES?!

Well it's flooding their camp, so it's really dirty, and they're going to eat it anyway.

 

[Sopespian]

*Sets up backup tents*
This is getting monotonous....

I can come shake things up for you if you'd like!

 

[Tirian541]

Yes please do. hehehehehe... ?

 

[Sopespian]

*most prestigous Telmarine scientists cause massive earthquake that shakes both the dwarf and elf camps*

By the way, the correct and proper plural form of "dwarf" is "dwarfs," not "dwarves."

 

[Zella]

I can come shake things up for you if you'd like!

I meant setting up so many tents.

*most prestigous Telmarine scientists cause massive earthquake that shakes both the dwarf and elf camps*

By the way, the correct and proper plural form of "dwarf" is "dwarfs," not "dwarves."

Not in the Lord of the Rings. Tolkien made Dwarves (and Elves) an acceptable term.

 

[Sopespian]

I meant setting up so many tents.
Not in the Lord of the Rings. Tolkien made Dwarves (and Elves) an acceptable term.

Then tell that to my spell check!

 

[Zella]

Then tell that to my spell check!

*Tells Mikes spell check, "Dwarves is an acceptable form."*
Mine accepts it, but it's possible I made it do that. I don't remember.

 

[Sopespian]

*Tells Mikes spell check, "Dwarves is an acceptable form."*

Thank you!!!

 

[Zella]

Thank you!!!

You're welcome!
*Sigh* Why'd I have to forget the apostrophe?

 

[Sopespian]

You're welcome!
*Sigh* Why'd I have to forget the apostrophe?

I don't know. Bad grammar like that really ticks me off. Hmph.

 

[Zella]

I don't know. Bad grammar like really ticks me off. Hmph.

Me too. For instance, "like" does not belong in that sentence.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

........ *waits for dwarves to attack*
*wants to deploy her many secret weapons*
*almost does*
*doesn't*

 

[Zella]

*throws cotton candy at Dwarves*

Man, their camp is going to be a horrific mess!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*throws cotton candy at Dwarves*

Man, their camp is going to be a horrific mess!

it sounds sticky.

 

[SingingDryad~]

hope it sticks in their beards!
*throws in more cotton candy*