Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

Sven-El said:
Then Gandalf turned his attention to Reneesme. With his skills as an istari, and the combined powers of Galadriel and Elrodn they deaged the girl to a more sensible age of three, erased her memory and devampirefied her. Then they endursted her to the care of Faramir and Eowyn and took her to Rohan to raise her as their daughter.

"One down," said Gandalf." Many more to go."
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Grey Eagle invited the _original_ Green Lantern to go with him into the reality of the TV show "The Walking Dead," to thin out the zombie population there.
 
They also took Thorin and Company, plus Legolas, Gimli, Reepicheep, and Yoda with them.

Meanwhile the FAA was conducting investgations itno the planes used by the Acme company for the shipping and distrubution of pianos, anvils and other large heavy objects that kept falling on Wiley E. Coyote. But not before Acme could send the plans to fly over every single vampire and drop said large heavy objects ontop of them.
 
This was soon followed by a massive toon convention in Walt Disney World, in which all of the real cartoon characters (NOT men in suits or voice actors) who had ever appeared in a WB, MGM, Disney cartoon, or the film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" held a big party and wandered about mingling with each other, while also celebrating the Acme company's achievement of dropping their 1 millionth piano with live music performed by toon rock stars.
 
Popeye the Sailor Man came to the party and expressed annoyance that he had not been included in the Roger Rabbit movie. Roger calmed him down by explaining, "If you'd been in the movie, you would have single-handedly wiped out all the bad guys, and there wouldn't have been anything for Eddie Valiant and me to do."
 
Buzz Lightyear (from the 2D animated series which he starred in), joined in the conversation and said, "Yeah, us tough guys have to be excluded from some of these things. I on the other hand wasn't invented yet, but I'm sure we both would have been in the same boat if I was."
 
The audience grew quiet. It was time for Acme to not only be recognzied for their 1 millionth piano drop, but for their help in riding the world of vampires. Because he was their most loyal customer, Wiley Coyote was to give the key not address. He took the stage, put on his spectacles, and took out the signs that he was going to use to give his speech ( since he never talked in the Raod Runner cartoons.)
 
Donald Duck quickly took the stage to sub for the coyote but was booted off as no one could understand a word he was saying... and because he wasn't wearing pants.
 
Unfortunatly the result was not that disimilar from standing up in a crowded theater and yelling ,"Fire!" but since everyone was a cartoon character, no one was severely injured or killed as their rules of physics ( or lack thereof) applied.
 
Meanwhile, Grey Eagle and Green Lantern were mowing down "walkers," as the zombies in "Walking Dead" were called, when one walker proved immune both to Green Lantern's energy-beams and to Grey Eagle's fire-starting. For a moment the superheroes were worried; but then, as he smiled and waved to them, they realized that THIS walker was on THEIR side. For this walker was Walker, Texas Ranger, i.e. Chuck Norris!
 
Chuck Norris is so great, when he tells something to a socialist, they listen. :D

Chuck Norris whooped out a 45-70 lever rifle and blew away 100 zombies in just one shot.
 
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Legolas and Gimli were having a grand old time turing the zombie slaying into a zombie killing contest. Legolas had taken down 42 while Gimli was sitting comfortably on 43. Only this time Gimli made sure to insure that no Zombie was twitching, not even because his axe was imbeded in it's nervous system.
 
Chuck Norris got a laugh out of recalling that some people had considered HIS television series stupid, in view of all the MEGA-stupid programs about undead monsters now to be seen.
 
When the king of al lZombies came forward to entreat with them, Chuck Norris kicked his head off. The world was now Zombie and vampire free.
 
That is, the particular space-time continuum represented by the TV series "The Walking Dead" was cleansed of monsters. So Grey Eagle and his companions headed back to rejoin King Arthur, whose campaign against sexy vampires was far from ended.
 
Wolverine had a brilliant idea. Rather then try and find these vampires( who were all in hiding out of fear of our heroes) he called Prfoessor Xavier and asked him to use his telepathy to herd all the vampires to the location of our heroes.
 
Unfortunately, some dopey vampire-worshipping fangirls hacked into this online report of the anti-vampire campaign. Seeing what Wolverine had planned, they hastened to warn their beloved vampires. Professor Xavier was unable to detect the fact that these girls were doing so, because the girls had no brainwaves TO detect.

The vampires "thanked" their fans by draining their blood. Then they equipped themselves with Magneto-style helmets to prevent Xavier from reaching them telepathically.

After all, EVERYTHING couldn't be easy for the good guys. ;)
 
Tony Stark in his classic Tony Snark fashion turned to Wolverine and asked ,"Nice one. Now there's more of them. Any other bright ideas?"

Unfortunatly because the rules of a uge massive fight require at least one of the heroes die, The newly vampirized fangirls seized Aquaman and his special cleaning solution, Sir Robin's Minstral, and Bob The Janitor and killed them.

Sir Robin cried out, "RUN AWAY!"

"Regroup, regroup," said Captain America. "We need new plan!"
 
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