Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

The lid floated back onto the box with a loud "click" after all the vampires had died. All the heroes began to open their eyes. When all of them had seen the empty battle field, the heroes erupted into a fierce cry of victory! Cheering so loud that the whole earth could hear it.
 
Snoopy showed up and taught them all how to do the Snoopy Dance in celebration.

Surprisingly none of the teeanged girls minded that the vampries were gone. They just moved on to the next fad. In this case a teen-romance novel where a girl was torn between her forbidden loved between Cthulhu and Godzilla.
 
There was great feasting for many days, in which all of the characters celebrated their victory, but it soon had to end. After many, many Snoopy Dances and award ceremonies where Vampire Slayer Badges were given out, they called upon the Doctor, Marty McFly, and Doc to take all of the characters back to their respective worlds. There were many tears, and I think Captain America even apologized to M.A.S.H.'s Hawkeye for knocking him out cold, but it had to come to an end. The trio of time travelers made sure that the time space continuum wasn't destroyed from this massive conglomeration of characters, and sent them all back to their worlds.

But it wasn't finished.

They still had many tasks to undertake, including destroying the world's population of zombies and zombie apocalypse preppers.

It seems as though their work will never fully be over until the Lord returns.
 
A thirteen-year-old girl on a horse now rode up and tried to take the credit for the victory over the vampires.

Mister Bill threw a pie in her face.
 
Black Widow personally took the spoiled rotten 13 year old Princess to the same Russian Gulag where she grew up. The process of seeing children her own age forced to live in such in hospitable conditions with no food ( save maybe a potato and a bowl of borsht) , little sanitation, and worst of all no TV, no iPod, and no computer so she couldn't listen to the music of the latest boy band shook the princess out of her brattiness.

She started being more respectful, more considerate, more giving and more greatful. She told her parents please and thank you, was nice to her friends and shared toys with her younger sisters. She waseven nicer to her horse and started buying him fresh oats, apples and sugare cubes, and stopped riding him in incliment weather.


The reform was such a sucess that Nick Fury gave Black Widow a new job, one that he deemed only Black Widow could complete... reforming reality TV star Honey Boo Boo and every pint-sized brat on Toddlers and Tiaras.
 
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Black Widow soon was able to report to Nick Fury that huge numbers of stupid "reality show" addicts were also beginning to learn responsibility, compassion, truthfulness, etc.
 
It probably helped that she also gave the parents who subject their children to starring in these shows a swift kick in the head/ It kncoked enough sense in their heads to realize they should stop living so viacariously through their kids and stop exploiting them.
 
Just then, Copperfox's fictional Chinese characters who had helped in the fight against the vampires made an announcement:


"We are now on Amazon Kindle! Just look up the following title--"

"Flying Girl and Iron Merchant"
by Joseph R. Ravitts​
 
Aquaman announced, "To everyone who says I'm a lame superhero beause I can talk to creatures who live underwater... I can command bioluminescent fish to light up an iceberg so a ship can see it, preventing a meritime disaster. I can command whales to act as a landing strip for a palne in distress and about to crash into the sea. Also, while while Superman, Batman, Flash, and Green Lantern were doing all their awesome stuff, I was educating children on basic marine biology in the 1950's adn 60s. Can Batman do that? Also meet my friends... Godzilla and Leviathan. Any further questions?"
 
"But I do!" said a harsh voice. It came from Titan, arch-enemy of Troy Tempest, Captain of Stingray, and those with him at WASP (World Aquanaut Security Patrol). To indicate his intentions, Titan had a whole fleet of his fish-shaped vessels with him. He continued,
"You must all surrender to me, immediately, or I shall give them the order to open fire!"
 
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Godzilla and the other monsters inflicted massive damage on the enemy fleet, but did not destroy them completely. The puppet-wires from which the bad guys and their ships hung tangled up the monsters for several minutes, giving Titan and his top hench-creatures time to get away.
 
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The sci-fi fans of America called Britain, asking for the Torchwood Center to help against the alien invasion, but the BBC had cancelled the Torchwood series. So the X-Men went into action against the invaders instead.
 
Several aspiring authors from Dancing Lawn showed up at the scene of action. They had mistaken the call for Ghost-BUSTERS as a call for ghost WRITERS.
 
One writer came up with a genius idea. Taking a page from HG Wells classic novel, he came up with a new mutant for the X-Men, one who could make any one sick with any illness. They sent this mutant into the alien camp to infect the alien invaders with the common cold.
 
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