Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

Chess? If you want I will throw in a bombshell, in chess the king can only move in one direction a squre at a time he is always vunabral, the Queen can go where she pleases and takes what she wants. In Narnia Peter was a king and Jadis was a Queen a white one, Spock only used logic and used it he beat the computer in one episode at chess, Holmes used logic also. :)
 
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However, there was one person there who not only wanted the wookie to lose, but hoped he would tear the place apart! The name of this individual was Mardanax, an extremely powerful evil sorcerer, who had his own nefarious agenda. Surreptitiously, Mardanax slipped a small wand out, pointed it at the wookie and muttered some words which, if anybody had heard him, would have been sounded strange and incomprehensible. Immediately......
 
This soon turned into a very civil, eloquent and lively debate between Chewbacca and Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. The debate was so amazing that every new channel picked it up. People watching it couldn't turn away as it was so informative. Everyone who watched it said it was a million times better than most presidential debates.
 
The mutant Storm attempted to put them out, which was fine... except that meant that the audience had to endure the smell of wet Wookie and wet Chimpanzee, which is 30,000 times worse than wet dog.
 
So Professor Xavier reached into the minds of all the bystanders and temporarily shut off the olfactory centers of their brains, so they wouldn't be able to smell the stench.
 
Then he hammered into Pyro's mind the important lessons of not playing with fire.

Pyro exclaimed, " But Reed Richards lets Johnny Storm play with fire!"

Xavier responded, "Well, I'm not Johnny's former professor, now am I? Now stop playing with fire and go to your room and think about what I said."
 
Unfortunately, Pyro then received a cellphone call from a pop psychologist, who told him his whole problem was "not loving himself enough." Accepting this advice, Pyro decided that he loved himself SO MUCH that he was entitled to disregard Professor Xavier's wiser advice.
 
Mardanax's summoning spell misfired with the result that the wraith materialised in a very busy indoor shopping mall on a Saturday morning. The reaction of shoppers on seeing it was to
 
[Their reaction was to] ask the wraith what he was selling. When the wraith responded by magically making hair grow on every bald man's head, he found himself becoming instantly popular -- except with toupee sellers.
 
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