Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

So Sauron, Jadis, Elphaba, and Voldemort decided to go and settle their differences in the only place that could ever contain their evil....The Jerry Springer Show or some other trashy day-time shock talk show.
 
Soon Jadis and Elphaba were pulling each other's hair, while Sauron and Voldemort spewed so many curses at each other that Mr. Springer had to have the program's audio entirely shut off.
 
Which caused the show to finally be canceled, which in turn lead Sauron, Jadis, Elphaba, and Voldemort to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. When asked about their controversial choice the committee responded, "hey, we nominated Hitler and Stalin didn't we? At least these four actually made a worthwhile contribution."

Seeing their success, Palpatine decided to run for President of the United States, having not even completed a full term in the state senate. His running mate was the Borg Queen and they called their party "The Imperial Collective Party" and their motto, "C'mon...you've voted for worse."
 
Palpatine visited the pseudo-reality of "The Walking Dead," to recruit corpse voters who (unlike the ones used in Chicago) could walk to the polls themselves.
 
Deadpool decided to show up, since everyone else was so over-powered that he felt right at home. However, he could see where this was going and just hung around to watch the train wreck.
 
An elephant wandered in, eating out of a big bag of peanuts, and disturbed everyone who was trying to listen to Sheldon's lecture with his loud crunching and munching.
 
Copperfox said:
Palpatine visited the pseudo-reality of "The Walking Dead," to recruit corpse voters who (unlike the ones used in Chicago) could walk to the polls themselves.
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The Borg Queen meanwhile assimilated several hundred voters into becoming her "Borg Drones". Between the Zombies and the drones ( since there is nothing in the laws prohibiting either from voting) it looked like a sure fire win. Until it was pointed out that Palpatine wasn't born on Earth.
 
Then he promptly fried the naysayer with Force Lightning as he made his biggest and boldest campaign promise. He and his running mate vowed that all things Star Wars and Star Trek would be banned ( as they didn't want any one getting wise to their plans.) This did not please a very angry and very vocal fan base for both franchises. For the first time in decades the two rival fan basis set aside their rivalry for one glorious purpose...taking down Palpatine and the Borg Queen.
 
The Star Trek faction posed a bigger threat to Palpatine than he realized. Star Trek stories had long since established that there were fifty or sixty different super-duper alien races, EACH ONE OF WHICH was unbeatable and indestructible, AND each one of which simultaneously claimed credit for secretly creating all human civilization.
 
Their arguments left him huddled up in a ball in the corner sucking his thumb...and unfortunately his Force Lightning kicked in. Meanwhile the Star Wars fans took the Borg Queen and recreated the ending of Return of the Jedi and tossed her down a reactor shaft which accused her to explode. However this left an army of drones and zombies.

Wolverine, Hulk, Legolas and Gimli made light work of them.
 
Telemarketer who insisted on calling at either dinner time, bath time, bed time and then had the gaul to ask "is this a bad time" and then pronounced the four heroes names "Wollvereem, Mulk, Leegoalis, and Jimknee" despite acting like they were "old friends when they answered.
 
At first the evil telemarketers _didn't_ fall for it. But when Wolverine changed the Nigerian prince into a _Kenyan_ prince, the eager telemarketers began showing up.
 
And so, in well-deserved punishment for harassing honest people, the telemarketers were dead until the next post.

Wolverine could identify with that.
 
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