Really Bad Jokes.
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unleavened
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waterhogboy said:
You got it! Yay! I don't feel so horribly eccentric now.
Ok, So the beloved Lion king is having a birthday. Well, of course this means a birthday party complete with cake and balloons. What animal is not there?
I know it - but I wont say
Oh - I heard a good joke on Neighbours today.
Did you hear about scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize???
They say he's outstanding in his field!
Good old stingray timmons!
Did you hear about scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize???
They say he's outstanding in his field!
Good old stingray timmons!
It doesn't matter!?!?! It refers to A scarecrow.
unleavened
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Good show! The Giraffe is missing b/c he's in the fidge. (The lion king doesn't eat his sujects. Generally this method or ruling tends to fail.)Smog said:
Ok, You go on a Safari and get lost in the Jungle, seperated from your group. Suddenly you find yourself by a river. You are about to cross it, when you hear a shout. You turn to see a native standing a little ways off. "That river is infested with Crocodiles!" (Yes, this native speaks english...). How do you get across. No you can't turn around and go go back. There is no bridge, and it's cheating to have Jesus help you walk on the water.
black cloak
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swim across
unleavened
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Not quite...creative though.Smog said:
BC was closer. You swim across. Don't worry about the crocs. They're at the Lion king's party.
And that concludes the line of riddles. Too bad I put them in the wrong thread.
QueenLucy07
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Wow, i can think of a couple of people who will get offended seeing that...lol
Lord Eirek
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Oooh I got a really bad joke.
Two fish are in a tank......
one says "you drive I'll man
the gun".....................
Two fish are in a tank......
one says "you drive I'll man
the gun".....................
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Eccentric Bibliophile
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Ok I've got one,
Abraham was sitting on a hill working on his computer when Isaac shows up. "Hey dad what's up?" the son asks. Abraham looks up from the computer and says "Not much, I'm just trying install XP onto my Laptop. Think you could help me with it?". Well Isaac goes over to the computer and looks at it and says "Dad, you do realize this is an extremely old computer...I mean it's having trouble even with DOS, there's no way you can put XP on here. There's just not enough memory". Abraham just looks at his son smiling and says "Do not worry my son, God will provide the RAM".
Abraham was sitting on a hill working on his computer when Isaac shows up. "Hey dad what's up?" the son asks. Abraham looks up from the computer and says "Not much, I'm just trying install XP onto my Laptop. Think you could help me with it?". Well Isaac goes over to the computer and looks at it and says "Dad, you do realize this is an extremely old computer...I mean it's having trouble even with DOS, there's no way you can put XP on here. There's just not enough memory". Abraham just looks at his son smiling and says "Do not worry my son, God will provide the RAM".
Oh, that hurt, EB!
Saruman
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This one is terrible, and it was said on the radio by someone (very heartless) when the Challenger exploded. At any rate, it was also a horrible "joke":
Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes: one "blue" this way and the other "blue" that way.
Awful, I know, but also a very sour joke.
Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes: one "blue" this way and the other "blue" that way.
Awful, I know, but also a very sour joke.
Smog
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Dude, that was really bad...
Ok, I have one-
-There are these two guys sitting on top of the Empire State building, drinking beers. The first man says to the other, "you know, at this height, you could jump off this building, and survive." "And how does that work?" Said the other man sarcastically. "Well" says the first man "I figure that if you jump from here, by the time you get ten floors down, the wind currents will pick you up, and float you back into the building." "Prove it" says the second man.
So, the first man jumps from the building and falls straight down, five, four, three, two, one floors and then he suddenly begins to float. He floats right back up to the observation deck where he says to the second man, "see, what did I tell you?" "Alright then, let me try" says the second man and he leaps off of the building. Five, four, three, two, one, SPLAT!
Just then the bartenders walks up to the first man and says, "You know, you're really mean when you drink, Superman."
Ok, I know it isn't brilliant, but then again this is the bad jokes thread.
Ok, I have one-
-There are these two guys sitting on top of the Empire State building, drinking beers. The first man says to the other, "you know, at this height, you could jump off this building, and survive." "And how does that work?" Said the other man sarcastically. "Well" says the first man "I figure that if you jump from here, by the time you get ten floors down, the wind currents will pick you up, and float you back into the building." "Prove it" says the second man.
So, the first man jumps from the building and falls straight down, five, four, three, two, one floors and then he suddenly begins to float. He floats right back up to the observation deck where he says to the second man, "see, what did I tell you?" "Alright then, let me try" says the second man and he leaps off of the building. Five, four, three, two, one, SPLAT!
Just then the bartenders walks up to the first man and says, "You know, you're really mean when you drink, Superman."
Ok, I know it isn't brilliant, but then again this is the bad jokes thread.