Really Bad Jokes.

ok this one is so dumb

what time is it when you look at the bellybutton of a knight

what time

Knight time
 
you don't get the joke i laughed for like 5 minutes even though it is really dumb
 
1.Why are horses poor dancers?
=They have two left feet.

2. Why do dogs chase their tails?
= They want to make ends meet.

3. What did one hat say to the other hat?
=You stay here. I'll go on a head.

:( :mad: :(
 
ok here is a classic from my childhood-

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

'where's my tractor?'

oh yes, that had them rolling in the aisles.

:eek:
 
Well my friend told me this one joke..that I didn't understand:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Dog

Dog who?

My momma's dead!






..i told him i understood but I didnt..+_+
 
hey, hey, check this out...

Criminal#1: Where's our victim to kill?
Criminal#2: I dunno. I hope nothing bad happend to him.

Get it? okay maybe it's corny but...
 
I think there is another thread like this because I saw this one. I would say who originally said this, but I don't know who it was.
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*lol* I think that is the joke. :p

I'm going to merge this with the old joke thread...:) Tell me if that's a problem!
 
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Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Steve'."
Bush readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by, deep in conversation with his client.

Bush came up and said, "Hello, Steve."

The little man says, "Buzz off, Bush! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking
 
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