Really Bad Jokes.

Here's one for you. There were two brothers...one was a very kindly one and one was a very nasty one.

The kindly one went off to summer camp and he was horrified that his beloved hamster had to stay home. So he paid his brother to look after him while he was gone.

The kindly brother had a terrible time at camp. He was worried sick about his hamster. Finally when he coudln't stand it anymore he called home. His nasty brother answered the phone.

"How is Binky?"

"Oh him? He got out of his cage and made a nuisance of himself."

"Did you catch him?"

"No, but my cat did. Played with him for about an hour before he finally killed him."

"Oh that's terrible! And what a beastly way to tell me!"

"How SHOULD I have told you? You asked me..."

"I know but you could have said he got on his little exercise wheel to run about and he fell off and seemed to be ill so you took him to the vet and the vet tucked him in a little bed and you stayed with him until he died that night in his sleep feeling no pain..."

"Yeah, I can see that now. I shoulda...."

"Put mom on the phone! I want to speak with mom!"

"I can't. She got on her little exercise wheel to run about...."

:D :D
 
Here's a bad joke (dunno if anyone's said it):

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.

*_*
 
princey said:
Here's a bad joke (dunno if anyone's said it):

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.

*_*
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*smacks forehead* That's bad, very bad.

Q.What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick!!! :p



Q. What's red with blue spots, has 20 feet, about 7 hands and 5 antennas?

A. I dunno, but It's sitting on your shoulder!
 
Boudreaux the Baptist

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana.

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux’s neighbors were Catholic… and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they
finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism.

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass… and
as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic.”

Boudreaux’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.”



:D
 
John, that's a little sick. I mean seriously, it's kinda disturbing. Anyways, to find bad jokes, read the joke section of Highlights.
 
WHO'S JOHN???!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding? John Burkitt!! EveningStar. I always call him John!!! This is funny. it should go in my signature, along with the other comical happenings that have to do with me.
 
LOL! Okay. I didn't relize ES had posted on this page :eek:. :p

I have to say, it is rather funny, in a dreadful sort of way... *solemn face*

:D
 
Fender Stratocaster said:
John, that's a little sick. I mean seriously, it's kinda disturbing. Anyways, to find bad jokes, read the joke section of Highlights.
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Oh how can you guys not love that joke? I've heard it, a slightly different version, and its one of the best jokes ever!ROFL....*can't contain her laughter*...Anyhow...Bad jokes? Umm...I dont think I know any...all my jokes are good
 
DIFFERENT VERSION OF JOHN's (ES') JOKE ABOUT THE HAMSTER

A man was going on vacation and asked his mom to catsit for him. He also asked his friend to look after his mum, who hadn't been feeling well.
The friend agreed. A few hours later, in the Bahamas, the man called up his friend.

"Hey, hows my cat?"

"Oh, sorry dude! She got hit by a car this morning!"

The man freaked out. "Jeez! Did you have to unload that onto me all at once?!? I mean, you could've said that she was up on the roof, and then she accidently slipped and then fell to a painless death or somthing! By the way, hows my mom?"

"Well," said the friend. "She was on the roof..."
 
*groans* *LOL*

Yes, I have to say, it's pretty good. :p

Go ahead and tell your good jokes, RF!
 
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