Copperfox
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An emergency meeting was held at the headquarters of the Octopus Garden Restaurants, Ltd. to discuss the rumors concerning possible competition from the Gunslinger Steakhouse and Gondorgirl Eats. It was decided that Luigi should approach Gondorgirl and Mrs. Gunslinger about the possibility of a) a friendly merger or, b) a food fight.
Because it was a day for meetings, the members of the Change Party also met to concern themselves with the implied threat from their opponent, Chuck Norris and his Gunslinger for President campaign. It was decided to disarm Mr. Norris so he would be ineligible to run under the Gunslinger banner.
In keeping with the contradictory policy of this thread, the above entry is valid AS a contradiction--as long as one realizes that it IS a contradiction of the make-believe fact that Copperfox and Emmett are buddies, running a restaurant association between them with mutual cooperation between their establishments.