Roleplay By Monologues

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The two hockeylovers were still walking in the woods and enjoyed the sunset when the Rabbit came to warn them.

" You better get home in time and dress yourself because Emmett's bachelor's party is going to take place".

Both Nessa and Eric returned to the Steakhouse were they got themselves dressed up for the party. Even though there were no celebs invited -considering Queenie has been a celeb- they all knew the party would be even better than the average celebs party. Everybody around Horse-with-no-name ville was excited and ready to see how the party would go.
 
OOC: To harmonize with the above--


Normal bachelor parties, by definition, have ONLY MEN present apart from any female entertainer; but to be nice to Eric Lindros, from whom Nessa could not be pried loose with a crowbar, Emmett had his bachelor party in two stages. The first stage was the part with Jessica's dancing and Parson Finney's Bible study; the second stage began at the steakhouse later, with both sexes present.

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Meanwhile, Grey Eagle had gotten in some visits to fashion-design companies, where he told the executives and designers, "No, those pitiful starving skeletons you call models ARE NOT attractive!"

In one office, he noticed a stack of mail on the desk. One letter there was from....Lilac LaRue, of the Church of Acquiescence! He would have to tell Bat-Bat about this. (At the time, Grey Eagle was not yet aware of Ms. LaRue already being under arrest for aggravated assault and unlawful restraint.)
 
Aryun, the curry cook from the former Octopus Garden who had remained loyal to Copperfox, had already moved his family out of town; but Bat-Bat had arranged for his temporary return just for this event. Thus, alongside the regular steakhouse menu which included Luigi's Italian creations, a number of spicy and/or vegetarian dishes of Aryun's making were available to Emmett's guests.
 
Flying over Monterey, Grey Eagle had occasion once more to come to the rescue of an assaulted woman--whose cries for help were audible even from 2,000 feet up in the air.

What he found as he dove to the street was a fairly tall, definitely shapely brown-haired woman, her clothes already badly torn, being roughly and mockingly shoved back and forth between two _very _tall hooligans. But between one shove and another, both criminals were smashed to the pavement by blows delivered faster than an eye could follow; and the superhero caught the woman as she was collapsing to the pavement.

Her face turned toward her rescuer...and it was the face of the beautiful Dutch lady, the one who had never danced with him when she first visited Colorado.

Grey Eagle set her on her feet, but moved out of reach when she would have embraced him. "What's wrong?" she said, a wounded look on her lovely features. An instant later, though, the innocence was gone, as she felt her height being telekinetically compressed several inches, and her face reshaped. Its default form was one Grey Eagle had never seen: attractive enough, but not the face of the Brenda who had pretended to love him. She tried to prevent furious rage from showing on her face, but did not entirely succeed.

"I couldn't do that to a normal woman without breaking bones, but of course you're not normal," said the superhero. "What a pleasure to see you again, NOT. Let's see, I believe Skoltos referred to you as Valteesha, before I sent him to the bad place. Now, tell me what you're _really_ up to, before I have to shake it out of you." He levitated her a few inches off the ground, to let her know he meant business.

"Don't hurt me!" she pleaded. "You already know I'm no Amazon warrior; I've always been able to achieve my goals by deception. But now my leadership is gone. As you mentioned, you've killed Skoltos; and the wizard Ardwin is dead now, too. Your friends Emmett and Jake terminated him, with some help from Bat-Bat. That leaves me hanging out to dry."

Chuckling slightly at the Shapechanger's choice of words when suspended in the air, Grey Eagle gently let her down onto her feet again. Then he had to turn to some gawking bypassers and say, "Superhero business; nothing to see here. Move along!" The civilians did move along; and Grey Eagle remarked to Valteesha, "Well, you didn't scream to them that I was harassing you."

"I wasn't thinking straight that night--you know, the woman-scorned thing." Her imploring look was really convincing now. "I wouldn't have really followed up on the harassment charge; I was just upset. I am at least _that_ human, you know. Now, I've got no one to lean on. I was hoping to find you again, exactly the way Queenie Lind wanted to find Emmett again. I confess, I set up this assault scene in the hope that you would show up and save me. Check out the thugs." Grey Eagle checked with his infra-red vision. No human heat signature; they were androids. "I tried to set up the same scene in San Francisco, but you were distracted saving someone who was _actually_ being assaulted. Now I've found you, or you've found me; and if you won't let me love you, will you at least let me help you wrap up the details of what Ardwin and Skoltos were up to?"

Grey Eagle thought about this; then: "You say you've got no one; but you've got the whole Change Party to fall back on. With your disguise ability, you could easily cast a hundred or more fraudulent votes for them at every election."

"But I need to be around people with imagination!" protested Valteesha. "How much originality do you think it takes to chant 'Change! Change!' all day and all night?"

Grey Eagle nodded. "You've got a point. We both know that the American movie industry is inside the Change Party's pocket; and with all the genuine current evils they _could_ be denouncing, all they can come up with is even _more_ arm-waving about how awful Richard Nixon was. But what is it you can offer me?--I mean, information-wise?"

"When you talk next with your colleague Bat-Bat," said the Shapechanger, "he'll tell you how Ardwin and Lilac LaRue, with Whiney Holler, were trying to program six Baptist ministers as part of the effort to discredit Christianity still further. There was machinery they used, to get around Ardwin's inability to enchant those men directly. But what your winged friend might NOT be able to discover is the WAY that machinery worked."

"Which was how?"

"Ms. LaRue's invention was able to _absorb_ certain energy patterns FROM MAGIC, and create an equivalent effect on a technological basis. The template, the source for the mind-control effect they were planning, was none other than a fragment of the Hobgoblin Mirror!"

"You mean the mirror that confuses people about good and evil, and makes evil appear stronger?"

Valteesha nodded. "Ardwin possessed at least one piece of that ancient mirror, and he was extremely interested in translating its effects into something scientific, against which your God would be less interested in shielding people because it wasn't literally supernatural."

Suddenly Grey Eagle smacked fist into palm. "Of course! The Materialist Magician!" Seeing that Valteesha didn't understand the Screwtape reference, the superhero explained, "A very wise man predicted long ago that the forces of evil--that's _your_ crowd--would try to achieve what amounted to magical powers, yet in a materialistic, technological context. _That's_ what your big boys were after! And what some tried, others _will_ try. I think you _can_ be useful, witch-babe. Get some intact clothes on, and I'll fly you with me to see Bat-Bat. Understand, I still don't trust you as far as I could throw Rosie O'Donnell when I'm in my ordinary-human form; but I'll give you a chance to be useful."
 
Nessa didn't mind leaving her hockeyman alone at the bachelor party. She knew it was all save and much fun. She was tired and wanted to sleep because she didn't get a lot of sleep the last couple of weeks. Not back at wonderland with crying and laughing hobbits, dragons, heart soldiers and even her hockeyman himself but now she was very tired.

" Eric, I'm going to catch some sleep. I'm extremely tired and can't keep my eyes open. So I will go to bed and have some sleep. The wedding is coming up and I don't want to be a sleepy bridesmaid. Have fun and enjoy yourself my love".

Nessa kissed Eric and then looked into the modcam and pressed her nose against it.

" You mods must have a lot of exciting material to watch on a Christmas eve".

Then she left to go to sleep. Queenie made her final arrangements for the big day. The number of bridesmaids was known and every lady had her own clothings to take care for and all invitations were sent and the people who decided to join were all there. Some guests would arrive at the wedding day itself. Queenie had arranged a very well-known photographer who would make all the pics and some other photographers who would only be able to make pics of the wedding itself. The choir singing the songs were there and they practised a lot. The singers who would sing were there too. Everything seemed to be arranged. Now it was time for Emmett's bachelor party with the guys only.
 
OOC: I just got done writing a way that Nessa could BE WITH Eric at a mixed session of the party. But like the Borg in Star Trek, I can adapt again; our Vanessa is well worth a little inconvenience...

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For those who did attend the mixed stage of Emmett's party, there was an entertaining sight to see: Emmett's kid brother teaching country line-dancing, naturally with Trinity at his side. And when Gladys pointedly hung up some mistletoe, Jake and Trinity pointedly headed for it and put it to proper use.

Queenie had not been asleep long when a dream alarmed her. In it, she saw Emmett lying dead at her feet, looking somehow dried up and withered. Then Ardwin appeared, saying coldly, "Congratulations, my little predator! You have consumed his youth and strength; now it's on to your next victim!"

But then Aslan appeared also, saying to Ardwin, "Go back to being dead!"--and the wizard crumbled into dust, as Emmett sprang back to life. "Do not fear their lies, daughter," said Aslan to Queenie, and then the dream gave way to restful sleep, a sleep which would renew her energy for the day of the wedding rehearsal.
 
Grey Eagle being able to carry Valteesha (alias Brenda) with him in flight was entirely a matter of his telekinesis, not requiring any bodily contact at all. But she seemed SO frightened of flying with no visible support that, with a compassion which he tried not to allow to become any other feeling, he finally allowed her to lie against his back with her arms encircling his shoulders from behind. Meanwhile, he was using his temperature control to insulate them both against the winter air. At one point, the seductive Shapechanger began kissing his neck--to which he responded, "Please don't do that! We both know you don't mean it!"

Eventually they descended at a highway rest area, to use the facilities. When they emerged (Copperfox normally took a long time in the bathroom, but this time he used his super-speed so as not to keep his passenger waiting), Valteesha asked, "Can we at least talk before we fly again?"

Grey Eagle turned the cold weather to advantage. No one was using the picnic tables in December, so he created a comfortable warm-air zone around one of them and sat down across from the Shapechanger--not allowing her to touch him during this conversation. "I gather you want to talk about something besides blending magic into science. I'm probably not interested, but I want to be fair. Ball in your court."

She began by resuming the appearance of "Brenda," in which form she had nearly succeeded in making the widowed superhero fall for her completely. "No, not in _that_ form, or the discussion's off," Grey Eagle snapped. So she assumed another guise: that of the Japanese-American girl from long ago, who had scarcely acknowledged his risky climb up a tree to save her stupid cat. Resigning himself with a sigh to her probably instinctive approach, he did not object again.

"I just don't think you realize how much you're missing by not letting me love you," Valteesha said softly; "how _much_ I can give you. I admit the tactic of mere movie-star looks by itself was an insult to your intelligence; but I can offer you something more meaningful to you, to you specifically."

A distasteful hunch occurring to him, Grey Eagle hastened to interject: "NO!! Don't you even _think_ of soiling the memory of my departed wives by offering to look like _them! _You try that, even once, and I'll leave you here to try your luck hitchhiking!"

"No, of course not, that isn't what I meant at all!" she insisted anxiously, and on this point he found that he believed her. "But look at me now--in the likeness of Katrina. Yes, I know about her. Can't you guess what I am offering you?"

"Something like memory-revision in pop psychology, right?" said the superhero.

"You could say that. For decades, out of each period of life when you were single, you've carried--maybe not a grudge, but an emotional sore place, about girls and women like Katrina, who never wanted you. Some resorted to the evasion of saying they 'liked you as a person,' which of course meant less than nothing as YOU meant less than nothing to them. Some--like that girl Naomi at college--turned you down in favor of absolute bums who ruined them; yes, I know about Naomi's suicide attempt, which would never have happened if she had chosen you instead of her bum. Some have pretended to love you because they thought they could get something out of you; some really did feel something for you, but then changed their minds; and some, though _knowing_ that you were capable of giving them a faithful devotion in reality, preferred empty fantasies which could never happen, _over_ what you had to offer."

"What happened, happened," sighed Grey Eagle. "You can change your face and figure, but you can't change the past. So what's the point of you dredging it up? To make yourself look better than all my rejecters?"

"No...it's to allow you, after all these years, to get _closure_ on all those rejections." Valteesha now briefly assumed the blond likeness of the aforementioned Naomi, then began looking like a succession of other females whom Grey Eagle remembered well. "With me, you can--well, I don't want you physically taking _revenge _on me!--but you can tell them all just what you think of them. I said you didn't know what you were missing by not letting me love you; well, you can say the same to Carmen, Lynn, Becky--all of them! You can see and hear every one of them begging your forgiveness! Isn't that worth something?"

Grey Eagle drew a deep breath. "Would you also take on the look of the women to whom * I * did wrong at one time or another, and let ME ask for THEIR forgiveness?"

"I could do that too, if you want. But you obviously are already sorry for your own wrong deeds--and I happen to know that you were not _nearly_ so often the offender as the injured party. So why _not_ heal your self-esteem, and let all those unappreciative women, through me, kneel to you in contrition and humility?" At this point, Valteesha overplayed her hand--by taking on one particular likeness:

The woman who had been the chief inspiration for his writing the poem "The Tale of Sophia Renee."

Grey Eagle shot to his feet. "That's going too far! SHE is totally NONE of your blasted business! Now you hold still, if you don't want to get hurt. I've been scanning you with telekinetic energy probes, and guess what? I've located the lobe in your brain that controls your changes! Choose right now what you want to look like for the rest of your life--but not either of my wives, and not Sophia Renee either!"

With a trapped expression, Valteesha obeyed: taking on a very attractive look, but not one with any meaning to Grey Eagle personally. "This is my actual form," she sighed.

"Not bad; you should be satisfied with it. Now hold still." Valteesha felt a shock of heat, and cold, and heat, and cold again--confined to one tiny spot inside her skull. Now she knew that her power was gone, gone forever as far as she herself could do anything about it. "From now on," said Grey Eagle, "your knowledge is the main thing you have to offer. If you are helpful, I'll do right by you--which doesn't include a domestic partnership."



OOC: The wedding rehearsal can be the next thing written after this.
 
Now our bodacious buds Bill and Ted were watching their merry band of history's heroes trump the Evil Uses band of bogus dudes and suddenly they got hungry.

They walked over to Dr. Who, who had been watching the fight and enjoying his popcorn, and asked him where he got his popcorn from. He informed the pair that it was created by a marvelous machine on board Dr. Bond's Starship. They looked up and saw Dr. Bonds ship hovering above the fray while Drs. Bond and Banner were watching the fray on the viewscreen while Billy Mays was using Obnoxi-clean to ensure their uniforms were clean and fresh. Dr. Bond saw everyone down below and invited them onto the ship so that they could watch the fight between the amazing amazon ambassador and the feminist fascist frauline. So now Beethoven, Arthur, Bill, Ted, and Dr. Who were all aboard the Starship with Drs. Bond and Banner eagerly awaiting the epic battle that was to come.
 
Within two hours before the wedding rehearsal, Emmett gathered his groomsmen for a team huddle.

Jake was best man, and thus would escort Nessa. Jake wondered whether, even at that proximity, Nessa would get around to expressing any appreciation for him and Emmett protecting her and her Eric from the snow beasts in Wonderland. Probably not, and Jake wasn't going to bring it up. After all, there was a _single_ woman whose regard he valued far more now, though she would be escorted by her old Matrix friend at the ceremony.

In the second slot, expecting to escort the beautiful newcomer Abby, was Bat-Bat. He would be in full superhero garb during the ceremony, and indeed no one could seem to recall seeing him any other way. This would include his communications gear, which would allow his trusty butler to contact him at any moment if necessary.

Ghost was the next groomsman, escorting Trinity. He was concerned that his presence might make the bride uncomfortable, after the way he had threatened her that night before she found Emmett. But since it had been Ghost himself who then gave her directions to this town once he felt sure she was sincerely sorry for her sins, he was more than welcome in the wedding party. This pleased him so much, he even agreed to quit wearing his dark glasses. This made him look much less menacing, even though an attentive eye could see that he still was packing heat.

Alice being the youngest of Queenie's attendants, her counterpart was to be the youngest groomsman, Parson Finney's son Joel, who had never done anything like this before. Knowing what an array of merit badges the boy had earned in Boy Scouts, Emmett had asked Joel to do his groomsman turn in full formal Scout uniform, complete with merit-badge sash. This put the boy more at ease.

Emmett dragged a huge box into view, saying, "With Bat-Bat havin' his hero-costume to wear, there's no way all of us could have had the same look nohow; so I'm goin' to have us look the same in just ONE way--by wearin' cowboy boots! For each of y'all, there's at least three pairs of boots in this box that can fit you. So choose your favorite pair. Bat-Bat, I even had yours customized to hold the same things you'd stash inside your usual boots. By the way, Bat-Bat, I understand that squid-boy got a recording into your hahds of him singin' a hymn? Havin' that played like a prelude would let Joe at least be sort of part of the weddin'. Can you arrange for it to be played once the guests are seated, before the Parson preaches?"

"My butler and I have it covered," Bat-Bat assured him.

"Good, thanks. And now, I have a little gag in mind, special for the Mod-Cam crew. Once Titus declares I can kiss the bride, y'all can be sure Queenie and I will be takin' him quite literally. So after she and I get well into it, I want all four of you men to shout in unison, 'You're only supposed to shake hands!' But don't do it in the rehearsal tonight; I want most folks to be completely surprised by it."
 
ooc: ok whats happened so far on the RPG in case i want to join.
OH FUN!! I'M GOING TO ANSWER THIS!!:D

Ok, let's see. First Emmett and Queenie are about to get married but things have been kind of exciting because Emmett, Jake, Bat-Bat, and Trinity just had to fight the evil wizard Ardwin and his cronies Whiny Holler and Mrs. LaRue. Emmett killed Ardwin in self-defense of course.

The investigating team from the Baptist churches who had been taken hostages were freed on a daring raid led by Bat-Bat, using his secret guano bombs to distract the kidnappers.

Grey Eagle is in San Francisco where he just "fixed" the shapechanger and she is no longer able to change shapes anymore. She had made an offer to Grey Eagle to change into the shape of every woman who had ever been not nice to Copperfox in exchange for having a relationship with Grey Eagle.

-Nessa and Eric are at the bachelor party.

-All the thirteen-year-olds are still riding their horses on quests only they understand.

-The "change" party agents could not turn Smerdykov into a regular duck, so they had to paint all the other ducks purple.

-Dr. Who, Dr. Bond, and Bill and Ted are doing one thing or another.

-Colonel Beauregard T. Beauregard (the "T" stands for Beauregard) and Colonel Eugene Templeton Singleton and his drummer boy Pippin of course are coming to the wedding as are some of the surviving Aliens.

Is there anything else you would like to know?

I think I left out Arwen and Farimir, and others....
 
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OH-OH-SEE:

Josh, understand that I _encourage_ you to join in here; but it will be easier it you wait till _after_ the wedding if you expect to play a recurring character. It's just very very complicated by now. BUT, soon after the wedding, I plan to revert to the way this thread originally was: Duffer-like silliness, where anything goes that Mods allow. To get the idea in the meantime, please please READ the very FIRST three or four pages of this thread.

In view of technical problems with long threads, I will before too long start a NEW thread which will carry on where this one leaves off.
 
While Jake escorted Nessa she suddenly seemed to remember something.

" Wait a minute......You and your brother were the ones who saved us and did we ever thank you? My goodness.....I don't think we ever did!"

Nessa kissed Jake on his cheek and gave him a pair of original dutch wooden shoes also known as cloggs.

" These are original dutch shoes farmers use a lot but you can also hang it on the wall as a kind of decoration. Look Jake, I can use all appologies in the world and find many excuses to thank you and Emmett but I won't do that. I simply forgot it. I have been too busy with (looks at Eric) someone else who got all of my attention so I will not justify this in any way. But now it's time to put this straight and say thank you for all you did without finding excuses. I'm glad Queenie found herself an honorable man and may her marriage to Emmett bring her the life she so desperatly wanted. A life without hatred and misery but just filled with blessings and good".
 
"You're welcome, and thank you, as applicable, ma'am."


OOC: You remember this is the rehearsal, not yet the wedding, right?
 
This is the most random Rpg i've seen. oh well.

IC:

Character: Josh
Bio: A wicked villain who's purpose in life is to stop weddings from happening and to cause break ups! Teaming up with him is an army of snakemutants and werewolves! If Josh can't break up the group, these monsters kill one of the couple. Will Josh be able to stop the wedding of Emment and Queenie? You 'll find out in tommorrow's episode of "Roleplay by Monolouges."
 
This is the most random Rpg i've seen. oh well.

IC:

Character: Josh
Bio: A wicked villain who's purpose in life is to stop weddings from happening and to cause break ups! Teaming up with him is an army of snakemutants and werewolves! If Josh can't break up the group, these monsters kill one of the couple. Will Josh be able to stop the wedding of Emment and Queenie? You 'll find out in tommorrow's episode of "Roleplay by Monolouges."

LOL, I forgot to mention that Aslan Himself is on the side of the bride and groom, so your wicked villain and all the snakemutants will have to deal with Him. I don't think they stand a chance.
 
Grey Eagle flew on into Colorado; but at Valteesha's urging, he made for the northern half of the state rather than the southern half. They landed in Boulder, a city which Copperfox had visited with Janalee two or three times, but which he didn't really like that much.

"Give me a chance to begin making amends to you," the deactivated Shapechanger told him, as she urged him toward a hippie-treehugger-type bookstore. "You need to let me do the talking; I know the lingo."

The pentagram-loaded middle-aged woman in charge of the place, a clear 1960's throwback, welcomed them with the words: "Choice, equality, tolerance, economic justice, change! Can I help you?"

"Bush is Hitler," Valteesha replied. "We'd like to tour the _special_ basement. Christians are hypocrites; my boyfriend needs something to help him forget his ex-wives. It's all about the evil oil corporations."

Soon they were shown into the "special basement." In it, a mere bead curtain covered the entrance to what looked like a mine shaft.

"It's roomy enough that you can fly inside it, so we'll get where we're going faster," Valteesha whispered once the storekeeper left them. "There are bottled-water and organic-snack vending machines along the way.

"And where is it we're going?" asked Grey Eagle.

"Horse-With-No-Name-Ville," she replied. "But we're going by the route Ardwin, Whiney and Lilac originally used."

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* * Josh: what B-King said! Evil characters can BE on this thread, but they are NOT allowed to dominate.
 
Ooc: I know it's not the wedding itself


ET was still riding his bike followed by Alien who seemed to enjoy his ride with ET. They both checked out the countryside by bike when they met Wall-E the friendly robot from the Pixar movie. He showed them how to get rid off the trash people left behind
 
While Jake escorted Nessa she suddenly seemed to remember something.

" Wait a minute......You and your brother were the ones who saved us and did we ever thank you? My goodness.....I don't think we ever did!"

Nessa kissed Jake on his cheek and gave him a pair of original dutch wooden shoes also known as cloggs.

" These are original dutch shoes farmers use a lot but you can also hang it on the wall as a kind of decoration. Look Jake, I can use all appologies in the world and find many excuses to thank you and Emmett but I won't do that. I simply forgot it. I have been too busy with (looks at Eric) someone else who got all of my attention so I will not justify this in any way. But now it's time to put this straight and say thank you for all you did without finding excuses. I'm glad Queenie found herself an honorable man and may her marriage to Emmett bring her the life she so desperatly wanted. A life without hatred and misery but just filled with blessings and good".

"Queenie. Emment. Honorable Man? Marriage? HA! We'll see about that!" Josh said as he spied on them from a safe distance.

ooc: Where are you guys anyway?
 
OOC: Now, that's what I mean about the problem of entering without knowing what's going on. The main action is set in a Colorado town south of the Denver area, called Horse-With-No-Name-Ville, after the old pop song. Emmett is the character played by Scott Glenn in "Silverado," and Queenie is none other than Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale character The Snow Queen, but Aslan took away her magic powers and led her onto the side of good. But this won't even matter if you can just be patient. Soon this WILL revert to the originally-intended anarchy. HAVE you read the early pages as I urged you to do? If so, then read some more, and you'll understand better. One of the problems with ANY roleplay is when people won't bother to find out what went before--and this bad habit is one of the things we SATIRIZE here. It's called "Monologues" BECAUSE of roleplayers who refuse to follow an existing plot, so that their posts ARE monologues.
 
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