The Tale of Mozart the Meerkitten

What do you think of my books? (Mozart, Fire Kitten, Catlition and Greatest Battle)

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More of my story:

Frodooo! Shadoooow! Smooooookey!!! Where are you?!?” cried Tori.
Frodo peeped out of a bush.
“They here Mozie, now what?”
Mozart grinned, “We do what big Catlition warriors would do… Set an ambush!”
“Haha, clever Mo!” said Caspian.
“But we gotta be quiet!” cautioned Mozart, glancing at her brother, who flushed slightly.

“Where have those kits gotten to? Mozart, Caspian and those older two are nowhere to be found either!” said Tori exasperatedly
“I dunno ma’m, where have they gone to?”
Tori whipped around, “Ribbon is that you?”
“Over here ma’m I think I found them!”
“Ribbon? Ribbon is that you? Ribbon!” called Tori moving towards the voice.

Three things happened at once; Tori poked her head into the bush the voice was coming from, Ribbony came from out of nowhere, and the kittens came vaulting over the bushes onto Tori and Ribbony.

“Yeeeeoow! What! Ambush! Quick help! Get the kits in! Yeeeeeoowch! Ah, ma’m I found a kit of yours… attached to my face! Getoff me you little….”
Frodo promptly detached himself from Ribbony’s face and started laughing hysterically.
The other kittens soon followed suit, all seven shaking with laughter.
“Well what is so funny, you young rips?” questioned Tori angrily.
“Hehehehehahahahohohohoha!” the kittens could only keep laughing, and then Ribbony succumbed to it as well, with the little kittens rolling on the ground and laughing non-stop.
“Just what is so funny?” demanded Tori in a high pitched squeak.
“Well ma’m we musta looked funny with kittens hanging all ore us! So iffin you can’t beat em, join em!” cried Ribbony, still laughing.
“Humph! You’re all a bunch of disrespectful kits!” scolded Tori, though inside she laughed along with the kittens and Ribbony.
Ribbony ignored Tori though and asked the kittens, “So what is this group you’ve made, eh?”
The kittens answered simultaneously,
“We are the LFF Catlitioooooooooon!!!!!!!!!” they roared.

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“So Tot, whats the plan?” Dorthy questioned her brother.
“We get word to the others, they’ll help us get out.” replied her brother.
“But how Toto?” asked Brightheart.
Toto answered with one word;
“Birds.”

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More:

“How could you let them escape?!?”

Tigerclaw was in a serious predicament. He had slunk into the palace after the fight. He was found and dragged up to a large room where his master- Cogg- awaited him.
“Well?” growled the wolf menacingly.
“My lord, they had many warriors, well skilled in combat. Reinforcements were not an option for me because I was….”
“Warriors you say? Who and what were they?”
Tigerclaw swallowed hard and replied “Great cat warriors, their battle cry was that of Catlition. I know them. They opposed you when you started to come to power. I was raised in the place they protected, it is far from here but they have other ways of getting help.” said Tigerclaw, who was hoping to save his own skin.
“And why did you not call for reinforcements?”
“I was…. I was attacked by one of their warriors. Small he was, but extremely fierce, he was the one who raised the alarm in the first place.” Of course Tigerclaw meant Frodo as the ‘warrior’ but saying a kit attacked him would not be good now he knew.
“Since you cannot even take care of a few kits then I’ll have to get someone who can. Any suggestions, Tigerclaw?”
Tigerclaw knew he was choosing his replacement, so he had to pick one who was crafty, but whom he could trick in the end.
“I know of one who may serve the purpose, master. A she-cat called Shawnti. She is crafty and ruthless, for awhile I had an alliance with her. Do not be fooled by her cool demeanor, she can be crazy when she is roused.”
Cogg nodded, he seemed pleased that Tigerclaw had given him a good suggestion.
“Find her and bring her to me, I will test her as I tested you, now begone from my sight!”
Tigerclaw did as he was bid, snickering softly to himself as he left.

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Shadow_Kitty said:
*Pokes Tigerclaw*
I don't like people, or creatures, who snicker! So stop it!
More?
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Yes, evil Tigerclaw.... :p

more:

“Oh we are da brave
We are da fearless
We stand true
Fer everything good!
We fear nobody,
For nobody’d ever challenge us!
Once they all see our bravery,
They flee in fear!
Dee LFF Catlition!
Every evil creature fears us!
An they say,
‘No please,
Not the LFF Catlition!’
LFF Catlition, LFF Catlition!
Tis our battle cry,
We are braver than any kitten,
Because we are,
The LFF Catlitiooooooon!

Mozart grinned happily as the LFF Catlition paraded around Reandalawo, gaining smiles from all who saw them. Ribbony saw them and jumped out in front of the kits calling,
“Wait a minute kits! You’re a Catlition all right, but whose your leader?”
The kittens stared at each other, then in one voice they cried out,
“Mozart!”
The tiny kitten blushed and covered her head with her paws.
“Me the leader? No, no, I can’t be! For one thing I’m too tiny; everybody would step on me iffin I was first in a fight! No, no, not me!”
“Looks like ya don’t have a choice sis,” said Caspian, “Its unanimous, everybody wants ya to be Leader of the LFF Catlition!!”

Cheers erupted from the kittens of the Catlition as Mozart said, “Ok I accept.”

Ribbony escorted the little kit to the front of the line whispering to her,
“Er, so what does LFF stand for little one?”
Mozart giggled, “Little Furry Friend!”

The Little Furry Friend Catlition had its leader.

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(end chapter)
 
Shadow_Kitty said:
OMG that iis so cute! I love the kits...
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Yeah the LFF Catlition does something in this story... but that is still a forming idea.:D;)

I love the LFF Catlition song, the kits tried to copy off the original Catlition song with their own twist was the reason its in there. :p

more:


Chapter 13
Jailbreak​

“Psst! Hey you, over here!”

Toto, Dorthy and Brightheart where trying to catch a bird.
“Hey you, c’mon I ain’t gonna eat you!”
“Ha! You think I’m stupid, eh, cat? Well I’ve lived long enough to know something…. Never trust a cat!”
Needless to say it was not going well.

“Aw this is hopeless Tote, let’s just wait here an let them find us, eh?”
Toto turned to his sister.
“You don’t get it do you? They’re gonna keep us here, make us slaves! If we don’t get out now we’ll die slaves! Dorthy, Caspian and Mozart don’t even know if we’re alive.” Toto’s voice quivered, “I should never have said to split up that day. You remember it Dorthy? The day after we set out? We could be safe right now with Mo and Cas, if it hadn’t been for me! Some big brother I am.”
Brightheart turned to his friend.
“Toto if you and your sister hadn’t been here, I’d probably be dead now. You got stuck here for a reason… to take care of me, we’ll escape together, y’hear? You and your sister ain’t gonna die and neither am I!”
Dorthy sniffed, “Hey that rhymes.” She said softly.

Just then a bird flew in.
“Hey, cats, need some help? I say you’ve gotten inta a big mess, whatcha need, kitties?”
“First of all, never call me a kitty again or you’ll find out my claws are sharper than my meow. Second of all we need a messenger.” Dorthy informed the bird.
“Duely noted, yes, yes missy, quite duely noted, yes!” stuttered the bird.
“I’m Toto, this is Dorthy and that’s Bright. Can you take a message to my siblings Mozart and Caspian, saying we’re alive and in the dungeons of Cogg’s palace and need help getting out?”
“My, my, ask ye I little cat… I shall think on it.”
Before the bird could fly off, Dorthy grabbed it and pinned it against the wall.

“Now look here birdbrain; do what my brother asks ya to or I get free target range on ye.” To Dorthy, free target range meant she would have permission to attack and do as she pleased with him.
“Heh, just a moment missy, didn’t mean t’call offense, I-I just needed to gather me thoughts, y-yes?”
Dorthy glared at him and hissed, “It’ll take just a moment to do in with ye, ya lousy featherbrained cock-a-mamy-cockle-birdbrained-scoundrel!”

Needless to say the bird, called Longbeak, flew off to do the kits bidding, in a crazy fear of Dorthy.

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Meet evil Shanti:

Tigerclaw was also off doing the bidding of his master. He and a few warriors had gone out in search of Shawnti. Tigerclaw brought the unsuspecting guards deep into the she-cat’s territory.

Suddenly a loud voice was heard.
“Who dares enter the domain of Shawnti the fearless?” it demanded.
“Your long lost friend, Tigerclaw!” came the reply.
Silence. Then a voice said, “You may enter.”

Shawnti’s dwelling was basically a small swamp with a hut in the middle of it. Out of the hut came the most outrageous looking she-cat. She wore silks over her well cleaned fur, and had golden earrings. Her fur was a yellowish golden color that sparkled in the right light. And she had green eyes that watched Tigerclaw and his companions every move.

“Why have you come, Tigerclaw, pet of Cogg. Your master’s tricks can’t save you now that you are in my land!”
“This I know well, O Shawnti, but I was sent to find you by my master, Cogg. I have been injured as you can see, and am not fit to command. You were the one Cogg wanted to be my replacement, after I told him about you. And now that I see you again, I find myself at loss for words at why you should not take my place.” Tigerclaw spoke coolly and kept calm and collected. At the end of his speech he bowed before the she cat respectfully, his guards doing likewise.

Now Shawnti was greedy and also somewhat vain. She had long desired to have access to the riches and wealth of Cogg’s fortress. But she also knew Tigerclaw well. He was tricky she knew, and would only need her a limited time while he recovered. She weighed her options, but in the end greed won over caution.
“Alright Tigerclaw, you got yourself a deal!”

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Shadow_Kitty said:
noooOOO! *sniff* Ok. Well, write fast.
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haha, you're lucky I got inspired so quick, I wrote meself a fine update! haha, here tis:

Longbeak flew into the window of Dora’s room, completely unexpectedly.

Dora jumped up with a start and reached for a fire-stick. Waving her weapon fiercely at the bird she growled,
“No look you, I’ll bang you so bad with this thingymuwhatsit if you don’t get offa my window ledge by the count o’ three. One, two….”
“Now steady on miss, steady on, I’ve already been threated, oh my, threatened once today, and another already has dibs on me life if I don’t do as I’m told, if ya know what I mean.”
“Fine, birdie, why are you here then?”
“Ahem, I need to see, Maspian and Cozart, er no, it was, Zaspian and Tozart, or was it Lospian and Froza- Ow!”
Dora had given the bird a hefty whack with her paw, that nearly sent him down to earth… literally.

“Keep your facts strait, bird, who d’ye want to see? I’m a busy cat, you see, and I don’t have time to brandy words with a babblin’ bird!”
“Hoho, babblin’ bird, that’s a good un, Dors!” said Ribbony as he walked in.
“Oooh you’d think so wouldn’t you, Ribbony, bibbony? Now both o’ ye ramblin’ tramblin’ babblin’ buffoons get outta here NOW!” screamed the enraged she-cat.

“DOOOOORAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Shadow as she came running into the room, “Frodo won’t lemme play wit him and dee other tom-kittens!” she wailed.
“Shadow come back!” Mozart called up. The tiny dark-haired kitten soothed Shadow and stroked her little black head.
“There now, me and Caspian and Explorer and Jak and Clancy were goin’ to stop those boys when you came a’runnin up here when the grown-ups were clearly havin a meeting.”
“Whats your name, kit?” asked Longbeak.
“Who? Me? Why I’m Mozart the Meerkitten, Caspian’s my brother, and Toto and Dorthy are my late sibblins. Why’d you ask, sir?”

Longbeak shook his head and said softly, “Your siblings ain’t dead, young un. They very a-live, yer sis, Dorthy tried t’kill me!” replied the bird.

Mozart went into hysteria, she whooped and jumped and sang,

“Oh me sibblins are a-livin!
And I’m happy as kin be!
Dorthy an’ Toto are breathin and alive!
On this fine day!
Oh woodle doodle diddy da da dum ba doodle diddle dee didddy diddy de!
They alive an weeeeeeeeeell!!!!”

“An another one, big gray cat, smaller than yon Ribbon, but bigger than many cats, I say!”
“Why that sounds like…”
“Brightheart!!!” screamed Shadow exuberantly, and joined in Mozart’s song.

“Now we need a Jailbreak.” Muttered Dora.

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Little more now:

Longbeak flew back to the prison cell. The kittens were waiting for him.

“Here this is my token, I was told to give it to you by Mozart.” He took Mozart’s blue stone from a pouch at his side.
“She said it’d help you escape. But how can a stone he- Hey! Were’d they go?”
“Birdbrain, we’re over here.” Called Dorthy, then the kittens took the stone off and they were again visible.
“I…. I see. She also says they will be coming tonight to break you out.”
“YES!” came the eager reply.

****
Mozart crouched low in the grass around Cogg’s outer wall. Ribbony had climbed up into a tree and now stood on the wall, watching for sentries.
“All clear, c’mon up!” he called when the coast was clear.

The others climbed up to hime then jumped down to the ground, with Ribbony going last.

The Jailbreak had begun.
 
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