war of the dwarves and elves!

[Copperfox]

Some Dwarves bring up three ping-pong tables, with balls and paddles, so that some pretense of combat can be continued while computers are being de-evilized.

 

[Zella]

Hmmm. I'm not very good at Ping-pong.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Hmmm. I'm not very good at Ping-pong.

I'm going to pretend I am...

Ooo! I got it! We'll use the tomato cannon to shoot the ping-pong balls back!

 

[Zella]

I'm going to pretend I am...

Ooo! I got it! We'll use the tomato cannon to shoot the ping-pong balls back!

I'll pretend I am, too.
Great idea! That should help!

 

[Copperfox]

Soon pies and other unconventional missiles are flying across the tabletop nets.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Soon pies and other unconventional missiles are flying across the tabletop nets.

Ooo the great pie war II!

 

[Copperfox]

Our pies fly farther! The cram crust gives them momentum!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Our pies fly farther! The cram crust gives them momentum!

But we have the tomato cannon, which means you just think yours fly farther because really you can't see where ours landed because we shot them so far above you! And then they land on your heads.

 

[Copperfox]

Ah, but our head hair is as thick as our beards, so we scarcely even notice the tomatoes landing up there.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

.....whats your point? at least its funny.

 

[Copperfox]

.....whats your point? at least its funny.

Isn't it the point of this war TO be funny?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Isn't it the point of this war TO be funny?

exactly.

 

[Zella]

*Wipes pie off her face* Yuck. It isn't even good to eat.

 

[Copperfox]

Just be glad that we Dwarves never shave; otherwise, the pies might be filled with soapy shaving cream!

 

[SingingDryad~]

Just be glad that we Dwarves never shave; otherwise, the pies might be filled with soapy shaving cream!

*makes pies.On impulse,throws in some shaving cream*
It's worth a try...
*throws pie at Copperfox*

 

[Zella]

Just be glad that we Dwarves never shave; otherwise, the pies might be filled with soapy shaving cream!

Maybe they're filled with hair instead.

 

[Copperfox]

*makes pies. On impulse,throws in some shaving cream*
It's worth a try...
*throws pie at Copperfox*

Oh no! Shaving cream! Don't anyone DARE come near me with a razor till I get this foamy stuff washed out of my whiskers! (I guess that means I have to take a BATH...)

 

[GondorGirl]

Oh no! Shaving cream! Don't anyone DARE come near me with a razor till I get this foamy stuff washed out of my whiskers! (I guess that means I have to take a BATH...)

No you don't! *dumps giant bucket of water*

I was going to dump that on the elves, but I had a feeling they might just like it Elves

 

[Copperfox]

If I can understand that as having washed away the shaving cream, I thank you and my beard thanks you!

 

[SingingDryad~]

No you don't! *dumps giant bucket of water*

I was going to dump that on the elves, but I had a feeling they might just like it Elves

Grrrr!You've just sealed your fate,Dwarf!
*hurls shaving cream pie*
Please let it hit,please let it hit...Oh man,i missed!