war of the dwarves and elves!

[SingingDryad~]

I would have had to get within ten feet of it to do that!

*hides eleven foot pole*

Guilty,you Honour.Whats the punishment?*grins*
I get to choose????Ok....SPRAY GONDORGIRL WITH CHERRY COKE!!!!!!
*turns on hose and points it at Gondorgirl*
Any last words?

 

[Copperfox]

You're trying to frame a Dwarf for this act of fraud? This means war! Oh, wait a minute, we're already at war.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

so.......
*finds diet cherry coke and mentos* *aims at GG and other dwarves*

diet coke+mentos= deadly weapon.... (at least here it is )

 

[Copperfox]

Not for us! We simply swallow the stuff, as we swallowed the ammunition fired from the tomato cannon!

 

[SingingDryad~]

Aaah!We have to make different weapons!!!!
Whats one thing Dwarves hate that we have???Shampoo?Rotten lembas?
Mozart,help!!!And in the meantime....CHARGE!!!!!
*shoots elf shampoo tipped arrows at the Dwarves,aiming for their hair and beards*
Haha,thats scented shampoo,by the way

 

[Copperfox]

Several Dwarves advance to the front, armed with SuperSoakers which contain extremely muddy water to squirt into the Elves' nice clean hair.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Several Dwarves advance to the front, armed with SuperSoakers which contain extremely muddy water to squirt into the Elves' nice clean hair.

I like water shooters....

er, er, KITTENS! Go find air fresheners or something!

 

[GondorGirl]

Guilty,you Honour.Whats the punishment?*grins*
I get to choose????Ok....SPRAY GONDORGIRL WITH CHERRY COKE!!!!!!
*turns on hose and points it at Gondorgirl*
Any last words?

Nooooo I'm meeelltiiing!


*drops boatload of cram on SingingDryad*

 

[Zella]

*Digs SingingDryad out of the pile of cram*

 

[Copperfox]

* Dumps more cram on SingingDryad AND Zella *

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Lysol! Lets use lysol against the dwarves! *shakes up can of lysol and attaches it to a flu-flu arrow (flu-flus have flat points) and fires at the dwarves* *lysol can explodes on dwarves*

Kittens: *laugh*

 

[Zella]

*Breaks out of pile of cram gasping for air* That stuff is suffocating!

*Finds more lysol for Mozart*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*bursts out of cram,gagging*
How can you EAT this stuff?!
*gives lysol to Mozart,and watches the action*
Aah,sweet revenge.And speaking of revenge....
*dumps cherry coke on Gondorgirl and Copperfox*
Payback!

 

[Copperfox]

I roll in the dirt, so that plenty of it will stick to my cherry coke-soaked clothing and hair. Then I run up to Singing Dryad and give her a big muddy hug!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*sprays Copperfox with lysol*

 

[Copperfox]

But my mud coating is too thick for me to notice the spray.

 

[SingingDryad~]

I roll in the dirt, so that plenty of it will stick to my cherry coke-soaked clothing and hair. Then I run up to Singing Dryad and give her a big muddy hug!

EWWWW!!!!!!!!!
*brushes off most of mud,and shoots lysol-tipped-arrow into Copperfox's beard.
I got a new weapon,but don't let it get into the Dwarves's hands:beard remover!

 

[Copperfox]

Beware how you escalate the conflict with a weapon of mass destruction! Anything which can remove a beard....can equally remove Elvish head-hair.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Beware how you escalate the conflict with a weapon of mass destruction! Anything which can remove a beard....can equally remove Elvish head-hair.

*puts on hat* *finds fire-hose* *fills fire hose with lysol*
*sprays lysol using a fire-hose on the dwarves*

 

[Copperfox]

* Wears oversize acrylic face visor protecting eyes and beard; then circles around and chops the hose apart _behind_ its wielder *