war of the dwarves and elves!

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* Sprays instant rust-maker on Elvish sword, instant string-rotter on Elvish bow *

(Dwarves' own equipment is of course already treated to be immune to these chemicals)
 
Copperfox said:
* Sprays instant rust-maker on Elvish sword, instant string-rotter on Elvish bow *

(Dwarves' own equipment is of course already treated to be immune to these chemicals)
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*already has this problem with her own dagger and has figured out a slow, but effective way of removing rust*

Everybody find rocks and start hitting them on your rusted swords!:p or if you want to skip that part use your rusted swords and daggers as clubs! And bows without strings can be used as sticks (all the better to hit the dwarves with)

See I like to improvise.:D *keeps watch*
 
Losing track of who's a Dwarf and who's an Elf, I bring out a weapon suitable for just such a situation: a chemical bomb which makes everyone within a half-mile radius of it grow a heavy beard!
 
*gets very thin long rope* *untwines rope into little threads* *strings bows*

I've found rope that is resistant to the dwarves chemicals.... from where I got it I'm not telling.:p
 
So we'll just rot the wood of your arrow shafts and bowstaves, while our counterparts are made of fiberglass.
 
Both sides are fighting in the noble cause of silliness!

Now join the Dwarves!


"We live in fame or go down in flame;
Nothing can stop the Forum Hair Dwarves!"

 
But remember the dwarves of the last battle. They said that: "The Dwarves are for the Dwarves." And then they shot all the horses! :) I wonder what the Elves have to say about that...
Let me think a moment... :D
 
Copperfox said:
So we'll just rot the wood of your arrow shafts and bowstaves, while our counterparts are made of fiberglass.
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I think that the bow I have is plasticy fake wood so it wouldn't work.
And I don't have wooden arrows, they're already fiberglass.:p *hands out fiberglass arrows and plasticy-fake-wood bows*

And I have vegtible oil! Get back or else I'll spray you with it! You dwarven traitors! And I'll steal all your gold to and knock your towers down and sing silly songs about you!
(oh gosh maybe I shouldn't have stayed up til midnight watching Robin Hood)

And join the elves! we have..... the royal coach! with its gold hubcaps!
 
From the halls of Lonely Mounnnn-tain to the lake near Khazad-Dum,
We will fight the Elvish wusses and eat their lembas with a spoon.
First to tunnel under Elvish tents, cave them in and hear the screams,
We are proud to claim the tiiiii-tle of the Dwarvish Beard Marines!


Come on, Tirian, join the Dwarves, not those prissy-sissy Elves!
 
Oh we are the brave
oh we are the fearless
we stand true
for all that is good
we fear none
for none ever challenge us!
once they see our bravery,
they all flee in fear!
Who are we?
The Elves the elves the elves!

(didn't know I was that creative at 1;15 in the morning....)
anyway, join the elves Tirian!
 
I still _don't_ know you're creative, Elfy-welfy! :p:p:p


Off we go into the Elf-camp yonder,
Stealing all their miruvor!
Who's the best, nobody needs to ponder;
Dwarves are best at silly war!

Down we dig, burying lembas under
Tons of cram--hear how we roar!
We dodge their bows, and we thumb our nose;
Nothing can stop the Dwarvish Clown Corps!
 
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