war of the dwarves and elves!

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Copperfox said:
I still _don't_ know you're creative, Elfy-welfy! :p:p:p


Off we go into the Elf-camp yonder,
Stealing all their miruvor!
Who's the best, nobody needs to ponder;
Dwarves are best at silly war!

Down we dig, burying lembas under
Tons of cram--hear how we roar!
We dodge their bows, and we thumb our nose;
Nothing can stop the Dwarvish Clown Corps!
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*yawns* you dwarves must be silly because you call your own selves clowns!

want me to be creative? ok you asked for it;

We steal their cram and throw it in the river
we shoot tomatos at them
we figure out how to work around all their concoctions!
and we still keep our hair looking nice!
no matter what they do
we find a way to conter them
and we never let them win
for in this war who will the victor be?
the elves the elves the elves!

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Tirian541 said:
What is the "Other" group?:eek:
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I think its for somebodys whose are on nobodys side.
 
(Of course we can call ourselves clowns; this war is ABOUT being ridiculous, remember?)


It seems like it should be a crime
To massacre this Elvish slime;
Their combat skills aren't worth a dime,
And Elvish battle-songs DON'T RHYME!! :p
 
I feel torn!:D
I feel that I should go help the Dwarves, but then again I feel that should help the Elves, and then again I feel that I should make all the NObodies into SOMEbodies...
*think-think*
 
I have agreed that... well... should I put it...

The Dwarves have gained one freash warrior!

I have built a workshop deep in the mines to invent things for dwarf-ish hands... Now... Where is that Hobbit that was selling vacuums?!?:D
 
Huzzah!! Welcome, Tirian, to the _interesting_ side!! We Dwarves eagerly anticipate your technological input, as long as you remember to be comical!!
 
Fellow noble Elves,a new Dwarf has arrived!
*insert scary music* He must be eliminated!But first,let's give him a true Elf-thank you,shall we?*sly grin*Welcome to the war!*throws load of watered-down lembas at Tirian*:D
 
Copperfox said:
And Elvish battle-songs DON'T RHYME!![/FONT] :p
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I don't think any songs I come up with at least ryme, and of that I am proud!

Because of the joinage of a new dwarf I'm contributing Fire the kitten to the elves side.
Fire says; m,mgbgggggggggggg;gbba cvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;za6zzzzza;lsp6tassssssssssssst
Translation; ha! I will stweal your ventions and use dem against yew yew lousy dwarves! *sits and looks adorable*
 
*tries to dodge snowballs while throwing some* *runs out of snow* *climbs down tree and runs to a safer place*
 
As soon as Fire Kitten steals a Dwarfish weapon, its programming recognizes the non-Dwarvish DNA, and the entire thing turns into a sticky and stinky syrup-like substance which fouls up the kitten's fur--and which is fireproof.
 
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*takes Elvish sled and loads in with deadly snowballs*Heehee!
*sneaks up behind Tirian,who thinks he is safe and sound*
See ya,Dwarfy*dumps a ton of snowballs on Tirian,and throws the rest at Copperfox*Sissy Elves win again!*sprints back to Elf camp,singing not-rhyming Elf battle song*
 
* Dryad gets less than halfway to her camp before she falls into a camouflaged pit prepared by Dwarves, Tirian's move having been a diversion *
 
SingingDryad~ said:
*takes Elvish sled and loads in with deadly snowballs*Heehee!
*sneaks up behind Tirian,who thinks he is safe and sound*
See ya,Dwarfy*dumps a ton of snowballs on Tirian,and throws the rest at Copperfox*Sissy Elves win again!*sprints back to Elf camp,singing not-rhyming Elf battle song*
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*uses portable heater to melt the snow* *puts water into my water machine gun*
*takes elven shed and uses it as a shield while running at Zella and firing all the way*
 
Copperfox said:
As soon as Fire Kitten steals a Dwarfish weapon, its programming recognizes the non-Dwarvish DNA, and the entire thing turns into a sticky and stinky syrup-like substance which fouls up the kitten's fur--and which is fireproof.
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Aha but it is not sneeze proof! And Fire sneezes alot nowadays; so when she sneezes on the concoction on her paws it dizolves.:p

WHYYYYY????? WHY DID THE SNOW HAVE TO MELT?!?! *turns to Tirian* YOU WILL PAY!!! *chases Tirian with my little rusty dagger and a squirt-gun...... and a baseball bat which the squirt gun and ten others are attached to*
 
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