war of the dwarves and elves!

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Anyone who knows the force of firehoses (I trained with them in the Navy) knows that no such improvised connection can last for long against the pressure they bring to bear. Therefore, after one spurt against the Dwarves, the hose comes loose again, and it's the kittens who are doused with Lysol! Better hurry up and stop them from licking THAT off their fur.
 
Copperfox said:
Anyone who knows the force of firehoses (I trained with them in the Navy) knows that no such improvised connection can last for long against the pressure they bring to bear. Therefore, after one spurt against the Dwarves, the hose comes loose again, and it's the kittens who are doused with Lysol! Better hurry up and stop them from licking THAT off their fur.
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kittens go jump in the river.

but you can't break my tomato cannon! it has clones!:p
*shoots lysol-bombs at dwarves*
 
I catch the dumb Dwarf who almost threw R2D2 in the fire before, about to eat one of the Lysol bombs, thinking it's another tomato. "You idiot!" I yell to him. "We save this stuff to use as mouthwash! We just don't swallow it."
 
Hahaha this is good.
*spurts lysol on Dwarves*
Just to be safe....
*shoots arrows toward the Dwarves*
Watch it,Copperfox!Those are smeared in Dwarf Beard Remover-which doesn't work on Elves. :p
 
You're too late, Elvish ninny! While your side was playing with a firehose, our Dwarvish chemists delivered their new formula to us: Dwarven Beard Remover REMOVER!
 
But our beard-remover-remover has a special feature: if kittens get within five feet of it, the fumes make them think they're dogs.
 
kittens: *put on tiny gas-masks* *steals dwarves beard remover remover*

and my kittens ALREADY DO think that they are dogs or at least part do even if tehy don't know it.:p
 
You Elves know nothing about chemical warfare. Most advanced chemical weapons, including ours, are absorbed through the skin, REGARDLESS of gas masks. Your kittens are still affected by our formula; and while they may already think they are dogs, they will also affect OTHER cats they meet the same way; and THOSE cats, still seeing YOUR cats as cats, will chase them! Meanwhile, your kittens have barely even made a dent in our supply of beard remover remover.
 
Copperfox said:
You Elves know nothing about chemical warfare. Most advanced chemical weapons, including ours, are absorbed through the skin, REGARDLESS of gas masks. Your kittens are still affected by our formula; and while they may already think they are dogs, they will also affect OTHER cats they meet the same way; and THOSE cats, still seeing YOUR cats as cats, will chase them! Meanwhile, your kittens have barely even made a dent in our supply of beard remover remover.
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*goes back in time with her Time Machine and makes it so the kittens did NOT try to steal the whatever-the-thingy-is-called-that-the-dwarves-have and instead I make it so that the dwarves never made the said thingy* :p
So my kittens are safe.:D
 
We Dwarves are the technicians, kid. We just use OUR time machine to go back and undo what you did with YOUR time machine, and while we're at it, we perform genetic modification on Elvish women so THEY all grow beards!
 
Copperfox said:
We Dwarves are the technicians, kid. We just use OUR time machine to go back and undo what you did with YOUR time machine, and while we're at it, we perform genetic modification on Elvish women so THEY all grow beards!
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*rewinds Time with Time Machine waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to the begining of time so therefore none of this happened*

and you do not want to see me mad when my kittens are in trouble, so I'd stop right there with this 'other time machine' you've got.

wait a darn minute....

*goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead in time to when they have antidotes for 1. making cats think they're dogs, 2. the antidote for elvish women with beards* :p

nevamind.:p

Edit: and btw I'm no kid... I'm a teenager so HA!
 
Well, YOU don't want to see ME mad, either. :cool: You were the one who started the time machine business. Are you going to fight fair now?
 
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