war of the dwarves and elves!

[Tirian541]

*pulls out my sling-shot only to find no rocks* *drops everything and runs all the way to my workshop*
*jumps on bike, grabs rusted axe, and rides out to meet Mozart*

 

[Zella]

*Starts up snow maker*

 

[Copperfox]

But the sound vibrations of the Fire Kitten's sneeze are picked up by my Dwarvish parabolic sound-amplifier, then redirected into the Elvish snow machine to disrupt its control mechanism.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

But the sound vibrations of the Fire Kitten's sneeze are picked up by my Dwarvish parabolic sound-amplifier, then redirected into the Elvish snow machine to disrupt its control mechanism.

Say what?

*shruggs* *jumps on a tractor and starts shooting water (which freezes when it hits the air because of the low temp) at Tirian*

 

[Copperfox]

I shout "Tractor pull!"--and a bunch of country boys come running to see. Finding only one tractor, they wait for another to show up, their presence crowding the Elves and giving Tirian cover to duck behind. I then towel off Tirian.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Fire: *shrinks tractor*
me: *moves out of crowd*
Fire: *makes tractor normal size again*

Do that again and I'll rev the chainsaw at you people!
Fire: *finds Tirian* *squirts him and Copperfox with a squirt-gun* *hides*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*does sissy Elf victory dance* GO MOZART!!!
(and kitties,of course) *starts plotting again of good plan*

 

[Zella]

*Sprinkles farmers with magic dust, turning them all into Elves*

 

[Tirian541]

*calls my back up speeder* *flys past Mozart, Zella, and the Dryad throwing hot water balloons*
*then drains oil from tractor engine* Hehehe!

 

[Copperfox]

And I step up the power on my sound-vibration device, completely and irreparably wrecking every chainsaw the Elves possess. Meanwhile, the farmers are all crying, "WAAAAAHHH, we all wanted to be Dwarves!"

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*calls my back up speeder* *flys past Mozart, Zella, and the Dryad throwing hot water balloons*
*then drains oil from tractor engine* Hehehe!

*jumps on snowmobile* *follows Tirian while shooting small water ballons at him*

Fireheart: *smashes the dwarves "sound-vibration device" with one of their hammers then hands hammer to a nearby dwarf and runs* *hides in my sweater*

 

[Copperfox]

I snap my fingers, and five more Dwarves pop up out of tunnels with more sonic devices, concentrating their vibrations to turn Mozart's snowmobile into steel wool.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I snap my fingers, and five more Dwarves pop up out of tunnels with more sonic devices, concentrating their vibrations to turn Mozart's snowmobile into steel wool.

Fire and LFF Catlition: *smashes those "sonic devices too"* *hide in my sweater*

 

[Copperfox]

* Launches another chemical weapon, which turns ALL Elvish lembas EVERYWHERE into cram *

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

* Launches another chemical weapon, which turns ALL Elvish lembas EVERYWHERE into cram *

*imports elvish food from Elesmera*

 

[Copperfox]

* Another chemical attack changes THAT lembas into cram also *

 

[Tirian541]

*runs to workshop for first invention* *comes back with spray can* *sprays all of Mozarts cats* *cats get REALLY hungry and eat all lembas*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

* Another chemical attack changes THAT lembas into cram also *

I didn't say it was lembas.

edit:

*runs to workshop for first invention* *comes back with spray can* *sprays all of Mozarts cats* *cats get REALLY hungry and eat all lembas*

how, all the lembas is gone, plus they're carnivors, they catch mice.

 

[Copperfox]

Of course, that means the cats really are eating cram--which serves them right!

It makes them the cram of the crop.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Of course, that means the cats really are eating cram--which serves them right!

It makes them the cram of the crop.

but upon tasting the cram they went hunting instead because cram is repulsive.