war of the dwarves and elves!

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Mozart the Meerkitten said:
*releases flying scissors on the dwarves' flying beards*
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Nice try; but our flying beards are saturated with a chemical treatment which, while not affecting Dwarf-made metal objects, causes all Elf-made scissors to rust out of existence at the first attempted snip.

Anyway, thanks for the pies. :D
 
*hurls cream pie at Copperfox's beard* Oh and BTW,that's expired cream,which causes beard-hair loss *cue cheesy evil laughter*:p*runs back to sissy Elf-camp*
 
I'll grant you that your expired cream has such an effect, lest this war turn into a mere shouting match of "Yes it does, no it doesn't, yes it does, no it doesn't." But my beard GROWS BACK before you're even done laughing. :p
 
If you want to be a baby, definitely join the Elves. We Dwarves just spring up from holes in the ground.
 
The beards Tirian has attached are all equipped with programmed nanotechnology, which will cause them to swing up and slap the cats in the face if the cats try to steal any more Dwarvish property.
 
This baby Elf will crawl over to the Dwarfs camp and scream to keep them awake at night. ELBEREEEEETH! ELBEREEEEEEEEEEETH!
 
Several detachable flying beards (an invention described earlier) come clean off, combine into a sort of flying hammock, and carry the baby Elf back to the Elvish camp.
 
ELBEREEEEEEEEEEEETH! *spits up on the flying beards, ruining their usefulness*
 
Sorry, I must contradict the Elf baby this time. It has already been established that our beards are super-durable...though expired cream does force them to regenerate.
 
*has idea* *sends kittens out*

Kittens: *start pulling the beards off the dwarves*

Since they are detacable why not?:p
*Kittens come back with beards and store them in a secret place* *kittens hide in my jacket*
 
Sorry, M-the-M, but that also DID NOT HAPPEN....because you did not deal with the fact that beards were attached to your kittens which were programmed to slap their faces if they tried to steal stuff from the Dwarves. You need to retaliate with some other silly thing which we DIDN'T prepare against. Or at least edit in a statement that you did something about the beards on the kittens first.
 
Copperfox said:
Sorry, M-the-M, but that also DID NOT HAPPEN....because you did not deal with the fact that beards were attached to your kittens which were programmed to slap their faces if they tried to steal stuff from the Dwarves. You need to retaliate with some other silly thing which we DIDN'T prepare against. Or at least edit in a statement that you did something about the beards on the kittens first.
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Fireheart: knoooook xxbmmmmmmmmmm555555555r f3ydftttttbgmnnnn
 
I take it that this is a retroactive insertion that the beards on the cats were dealt with. Okay, let the war continue; WE certainly have not run out of tricks to pull on you wimpy Elves!!!
 
*baby Elf spits up in the Dwarves' water source, which makes them all sick and unable to use their flying beards for seven months*
 
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