war of the dwarves and elves!

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No problem! We just use our time machines to come back to today after that seven-month period, so no time is missed with use of the detachable beards. And since the overconfident Elves THINK they've neutralized our whisker-weapons, we send our flying beards to seek out all ELVISH time machines and send those machines shooting into the future with no riders, so that no Elvish time-traveller can cancel out OUR time-travel stunt.
 
*baby Elf spits up on all Dwarf time machines, which are not invincible, and renders them permanently useless*
 
I'll concede that, since before it happened we also disposed of your time machines.

But the next time this Elf-baby spits on our stuff, a thousand gallons of Nickelodeon green slime will be dumped onto her head!
 
Yowl at night so the Dwarves don't get any sleep(and use the kitties as background singers/yowlers).We of course,will get plenty of sleep,thanks to our specially made Elf ear-plugs.In the meantime, i will use my old trick:
*rigs up 200 arrows in the trees,using a special Elf mechanism*It's voice coded,activation begins only when I say the magic word*evil laughter*
When the Dwarves think they'll be winning,i'll activate the arrows:p
 
*calls* Kitties, come here,come here so we can use you to give the Dwarves splitting headaches...:p
Oh wait-we need to steal the Dwarves' aspirin!:eek:*steals aspirin from Dwarf camp, and burns it*
 
Ha ha ha, you only _thought_ it was aspirin you were stealing! Did you think you could keep on using thieves over and over and over and over, and we wouldn't get wise to it? The supposed aspirin you and your kittens took was _planted_ for them to take. As it burns, it releases a gas which makes all the kittens think they are dogs; then each kitten, still seeing the _other_ kittens as kittens, will want to chase them, and forget everything else!
 
Ah,but Mewsie's kittiens still have their gas masks left over,and before burning the false-aspirin,put them on.And your gas does not work on Elves.:p
 
I never said it would work on Elves; the obnoxious kittens were the target....THIS time. But you know nothing about chemical warfare if you think a gas mask solves everything. The sophisticated chemical agents penetrate the ENTIRE body, whether inhaled or not. So have fun breaking up all the fights among your kittens! :p
 
Stop controling my kittens!!!:p Now what on earth is going on? I have this brilliant idea to try out but I need to know the status first.
And my Time Machine is in Catland so you can't destroy it because Carrissa Cat will squish you if you try.:p (I think I got that much)
 
If you don't want your kittens controlled, don't let them go into cunning Dwarvish traps! Now, you'd better hurry up and stop that brawl; I think I see them starting to throw your pies at each other!
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Stop controling my kittens!!!:p Now what on earth is going on? I have this brilliant idea to try out but I need to know the status first.
And my Time Machine is in Catland so you can't destroy it because Carrissa Cat will squish you if you try.:p (I think I got that much)
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Read a few posts back,and see that i saved your kitties,fixing the gas masks that some Dwarf bungled up.:p
 
Read more recently, and you'll find that the gas masks are USELESS against skin-absorption. And yes, our gas penetrates fur. Look, now they're throwing water-balloons at each other!
 
Copperfox said:
Read more recently, and you'll find that the gas masks are USELESS against skin-absorption. And yes, our gas penetrates fur. Look, now they're throwing water-balloons at each other!
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You forgot that i modified the gas masks,making them into gas-proof BUBBLES:p
*kittens stop throwing water balloons at each other*Sorry Mewsie,that was the last time:)
And BTW...
*i run into the Dwarf camp and steal the real aspirin*See ya!
 
So what? Next we fire a barrage of glue-bombs, which coat the "bubbles" and cause them to stick helplessly to everything they touch. While you're trying to get the kittens free, we activate our own secret dimensional gate, and get all the sleep we need out of reach of your forces, then return well-rested to the same point in time as we left.
 
The bubbles are off,and i presume Glenburne and the kitties will give you a hard time sooner or later.And i found the "disguised" aspirin,quite easy actually.Only a Dwarf could disguise ASPIRIN as VANILLA ICE-CREAM PELLETS.:p
 
Now, be careful about direct contradiction. If this war does turn into merely "Yes it is, no it isn't, yes it is, not it isn't," we will overwhelm you Elvish weenies with our stubbornness! We will simply say:

We win-- no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what! And any counter-no-matter-what's by you don't count, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what!
 
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Now, be careful about direct contradiction. If this war does turn into merely "Yes it is, no it isn't, yes it is, not it isn't," we will overwhelm you Elvish weenies with our stubbornness! We will simply say:

We win-- no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what! And any counter-no-matter-what's by you don't count, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what!
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Double that times 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. There.
I beat you already, hardly writing anything. *cackles evilly*
 
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Nope! Your counter-effort was already pre-empted before you even thought of it, as you can see from my post. Now get back to fighting this war conventionally, like the sissy Elves you are!


*Launches a volley of rubber bands *
 
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