war of the dwarves and elves!

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Now that was mean!Elves aren't sissy,but boy are Dwarves arrogant!
Now's a good time to activate my mechanism!
*Screams*BANANACREAMPIE!*200 arrows whizz straight at Coppefox,into his bushy Dwarf beard*
HAHAHA!Now i changed the password,and you'll never guess what it is!Only we wise Elves know!*sprints back to Elf camp in hysterics*
 
oh gosh I leave for math class and when I come back THIS is what you do?!? Ok thats it.

Time for my brilliant plan! *picks up modified squirt gun which instead of shooting water shoots plungers!* (I was watching veggitales silly songs last night :p) How does a plunger help you ask? I shall demonstrate; *Shoots plunger at dwarves* *plunger then attaches to the dwarves beards and then zips back to the shooter* Dwarves are unable to remove their beards from the plungers because on the said plungers is SUPER GLUE FROM A HOT GLUE GUN! The only way to remove the dwarves beards from the plungers is to *evil grin* burn the dwarves beards off the plungers! *burns dwarves beards* the plungers are of course resistant to the fire.
 
* YAWNS *

You forget that our beards (1) are detachable, which takes care of the plungers, and (2) grow back very quickly.

Now we smash the plungers into toothpicks, and retaliate with a barrage of the Nickelodeon green slime which was mentioned earlier.
 
While the Elves are busy cleaning off the slime, we retaliate for all the recent thefts against us--by stealing the Elves' latest shipment of lembas!
 
*blinks* I'd like to let you know that that is plastic lembas which was made specifically for the purpose of confusing you dwarves into thinking that it is real.
 
*baby Elf had spit up on the plastic lembas the Dwarves stole, incapacitating the Dwarves who ate it for nine months*
 
~after not visiting this thread for a while comes in to see that it has been rather popluar since Brandon and I started this thread off~

Wowah! We start this thread up again and it's deffinatly alot of chaos in here :p
 
Frodosgurl said:
~after not visiting this thread for a while comes in to see that it has been rather popluar since Brandon and I started this thread off~

Wowah! We start this thread up again and it's deffinatly alot of chaos in here :p
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"And whose side are you on then?"

Join the Dwarf side!
*fires all pies and rubber bands at Elves* *Uses super fast helicopter to fly down pit after axes*
 
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