How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

532. Give him to my dog--he'll be chewed to shreds in half an hour. (Too cruel a death? Hmmm.....nah. :D)
 
524. Put him on the North Pole diet, which consists of snow and ground reindeer antlers. This is why the Elves at the North Pole don't resemble those in Middle Earth....
 
536. Get him to tell Lossiful that Koreans, Chinese, and Japanese people are all exactly the same. I'm guessing someone would be facing a murder conviction shortly....
 
537. *sends Triads, Kkangpae, and the Yakuza after Fred, with the order to kill. And have some fun while they are at it.*

I never get my own hands, dirty, my dear Glen. And my minions across East Asia are way too smart for mere police - not to mention that we have connections high up. :D



538. Get him to declared Kurdistan as an inseparable part of Turkey. And to eat the sheep that Glen generously lets loose about the lawn.
 
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539. Turn him over to the PKK, telling them that he is a Turkish double agent.
540. Cut him up in strips and paint the strips green, so that the sheep will think he is grass and chomp him up.
 
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