Gentle Voice
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OOC: yes I have and I went to diney World that week as well.Now someone please talk to Kris.
Azgar looked up mildly. "Explanation? Why, certainly." He motioned Norrington to sit in an unoccupied chair. Norrington sat. "You see," Azgar began, "Our first mate and our carpenter have been captured by the evil Wizard, Saruman, and somehow Saruman has managed to get into Narnia with them. Narnia is another world, slightly connected to ours - and people occasionally cross between the worlds, usually by accident. Apparently Narnia is under the rule of Saruman now, so we are trying to get back to Narnia so we can free our crewmates and the people of Narnia."
Norrington sat still for several moments after Azgar had finished speaking, trying to understand this.
ic: Emmy picked up an apple that was about to roll off the deck, "Aye, Machia had better be getting back ter here befer we drown in apples!" she took a bite, and heard him yelling at her like her was actually there.
She rolled her eyes.
" Arr Tom what do I look to ya a first mate?," She ask.
Betancourt nimbly and swiftly descended from the crow's nest, landing on the deck with a soft thud. "Ye know," he said, "Ye all have a lot to learn 'bout being pirates." He turned to Tom. "First, ye rank the same as Kris. She no more has to follow yer orders as Aravis has to follow Saruman's orders." He turned to Kris. "And, ye, little miss, it's because ye don't look like a first mate that yer bein' told to swab the deck... Now let's see... Machia was -er, is- yer first mate, right? How often do ye see him swabbin' the deck?" Betancourt smiled and handed Tom the mop. "Now, go swab the deck."
"Yes, that's all lovely," Norrington spoke up, "but can we get back to the problem at hand?"
Betancourt turned to face him. "Arr...don't ye worry, mate, I'm gittin' there. Jest be patient... Now, let me explain to ye somethin' called 'inductive reasonin'. Cap'n, how many time have yer mates - Fish and Machia or others - been captured?"
Aravis laughed. "Oh, at least half a dozen, and that's jest Fish 'n Machia..."
Betancourt was still smiling, "And tell me, of those six or so captures, how many times have ye flat out abandoned them?"
Aravis looked straight at Norrington. "Never."
"So logically," Betancourt said to Norrington, "they're not about to start." For the first time, the smile left his face. He drew his cutlass and held it within inches of Norrington's face. "So I suggest ye drop the matter, or we'll drop ye off the side o' the ship. Savvy?"
Betancourt raised his eyebrows, but otherwise ignored it. He resheathed his sword, and resumed his light-hearted demeanor.Norrington held up his hands in defense and backed slowly away from Betancourt, "Alright, alright!" he said through clenched teeth, "I'll drop it! There's no need to fight over this. If you all want to go on a wild goose chase in a half-sunk ship, it is entirely your decision. And since this is your ship, I have no choice but to go with you. And I'll do anything you need me to as always." He paused and brushed off his jacket...
"However if it is still allowed for crew members to make suggestions without being tossed overboard," He began again, "Might I suggest in our pursuit of Saruman and your crew members, that we plot a course that will take us near a port of some kind." he stared around the deck, taking in all the damage done to the ship... "There you would have an opportunity to do what you pirates do best and commander a new ship and supplies for yourselves. That way, we won't sink or starve in the middle of the ocean, and whenever we catch up to Saruman again, he won't recognize us without the Dauntless..."