In an unfortu-, I mean unforseen series of events, it has been reported to NarniaFans that two of today’s most popular teenage singers/actors have been signed on as actors in The Magician’s Nephew! 
Justin Bieber, possibly the greatest teenage heartthrob of all time, has been cast as Digory Kirke. As his loyal fans (loyal is an understatement) say: “Beiber is amazing, he is this generations Batch, Bathoven and Moesart!” Justin is reported to be extremely excited about this role; he is already practicing his lines by putting them to music. He will also be recording a single to be played in the credits of the movie; rumors are that the single is titled “Never Eat Apples.” (UPDATE-lyrics can be found at the bottom of this post!)
Joining Bieber is Rebecca Black, a young lady who has recently risen to instant fame with her hit single, “Friday.” Miss Black is signed on to play Polly Plummer. She is ecstatic that this announcement has been announced on a Friday, because Friday is her favorite day of the week. Her agent would not respond to our question asking why she is so fond of this particular day of the week. On a related topic: Rebecca is reported to have just become a teacher! She is teaching kindergarteners the months of the year.
This is possibly the greatest (albeit unforseen) decision ever made in the history of movie planning, at least in terms of publicity. And publicity is exactly what the Narnia franchise needs right now. We of NarniaFans request that all Narnia fans around the world join hands together in public support of this decision; never say never to the planners at Walden Media and 20th Century Fox. We we we so excited! It’s going to be fun fun fun. We hope that U Smile about it just as much as we do!
Click on the picture below for more details. …Really, click on the picture. It just might radically alter the current state of life you are experiencing. 😉
UPDATE: We just just received part of the lyrics to Justin Bieber’s single for The Magician’s Nephew, “Never Eat Apples.”
UPDATED UPDATE: Alright folks, now that it’s April 2, it’s safe to officially say that this post was an April Fools joke. To the best of my knowledge, none of this is actually happening. No, y’all fans across don’t need to join hands in support of it (although it’d be great if you could do so in support of anything the Narnia franchise actually decides on any day besides April 1!). I hope y’all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it! And for those of you who commented that it was a mean joke: If it came across as mean, I apologize; I had no intentions of harming anyone when I wrote it. If you read it again, you’ll see that I don’t criticize anyone (to the best of my knowledge). While the two singers mentioned are not my favorite people, it doesn’t warrant calling them names or anything. I was simply having fun, and I’m really thankful to all of you out there who appreciated it (and I know that at least the bigger half of y’all did)! By the way, I will give y’all exclusive permission to use/reproduce my amazing, beautiful, autotuned, Narnia-nized version of Justin’s song: “Never Eat Apples.” =)
P.S. Did you guys hear that the U.N. has officially declared that April Fools’ Day is now banned? They’re worried that if some bad event (whether a natural disaster or a man-made event) happens on April 1, nobody believes it (there is historical precedent for this). So they’re abolishing April Fools’ Day!! Click HERE for more details and to see where you can petition against this unnecessary action.
Okay, if you can handle it, UPDATED UPDATE OF AN UPDATE: By popular demand, I’ve Narnia-nized Jaden Smith’s rap from Justin Bieber’s song “Never Say Never.”
Baby, baby, baby, it’ll be fun, fun, fun.
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…oh.
ohhhhhhhhhhh..I’m all gone 🙁
i almost cried about this till i clicked the picture
oh wow!! April Fool’s everyone. I’m not going to lie but I got scared…
yeah
SQUEEEEEE! Bieber is amaaaazing! He WAS SO AWESOME in CSI, waaaay better then that boring old dude from the Matrix movies ( like, ugh,seriously those films are from like a millions years ago. )
:)..saw the picture?
APRIL FOOLS!!!I Went crazy when I saw this though! you got me narniafans!
Whaaaaaaat!!!!!!….noooooooooo……i really hope they don’t make it a musical…i am still getting this info in……..is this fully confirmed or is there still other actors in the line?????
Oh wait a second…Oh my God! I am such a fool.LOL it is a joke! BAHAHHAHAHA thats soooo funnnny! You sounded so sure that I believed you LOL! WOW I am sooo glad its not true! Narnia franchise would be ruin with some bieber singer! Besides he is totally out of my imagination of Digory(I’m sure with others too)..Now lets wait and see the real announcement of the characters!
BLOODY HELL!!! I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER (well sorry for fans of bieber) please anyone can play Digory Kirke but Justine Bieber! Someine else is far better to Digory Kirke. Hope this statement isn’t finalized!
Oh sorry that didn’t go well, wrong message though.
Justin bieber is a great performer but he is not good to play as Digory Kirke for he is can only play musical.
I certainly hope this is a joke.
Did you click on the picture?
Fully confirmed 😉 With these excellent picks, who cares if there were ever anyone else in the line? 😀 “Never eat Apples”… I just can’t wait for it!! 😀
If it isn’t..heaven save us.. 🙁
Ya’ll have really brilliant ideas on this particular day 😉 but I was fooled last year and I’m not gonna fall into the trap again 🙂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dios nos libre de tener a este (seudo)actor en el reparto, si lo ponen a el o a miley cyrus juro que no vere esta pelicula ni pirateada, por mas que me guste narnia.
lo que hacen por $$$.
BRILLIANT!!!! LOL
yeah right…
HAHAHA, guys.. April’s Fool? If this was true no one would go and see the movie. Good try guys!
This is by all means in April Fools day joke.
CLICK THE LINK. CHECK THE DATE. IT’S AN APRIL FOOLS.!!!
Funny!!! I laughed at this one.
And the single “Never Eat Apples” was genius…:) Thanks for the laugh
Ha, ha! I saw this link on FB and KNEW it was April fools! I didn’t have to click! 😀 LOLOLOL! NOT that I did click. I’m not gonna be accused of being THAT stupid… though I can be… ‘my name’s Hiccup’…
LOL! That’d be awful! Besides, they haven’t even CONFIRMED officially MN 😀 But that’s funny! 😀
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That movie is doomed. My life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good one Narnia fans!
Hahahahhaha! I laughed so hard! You guys are awesome! 😀
LOL you guys are hilarious! 😛
ohhh no…
I really dont like justin biber
hope the some one be a digory but is not justin bieber
Narnia is a movie for children
agghhh
april mop…..
but i’m sure hope not justin bieber be a digory
Jajajaj…. uufff!!! que alivio que solo era una broma..!!! porque si era verdad quer el justin actuaba en la siguiente pelicula no la veia por nada del mundo….!!! y eso que aaaamo Narnia..!!! 🙂
Nice try, but I’m not that easy to fool
I am sorry to say but even being an April Fool’s joke done at the expense of two other people that is extremely low, no matter who they are. Please reconsider doing this type of joking… you can be far more creative. Even though it is April Fool’s day I am serious about this.
No where in the article is there criticism of either Justin Beiber or Rebecca Black. It was a play on emotions: as most of the fans are pensive about who will be chosen for leads, they would be extremely disappointed, no doubt a little angry as well, if these two were actually chosen for Digory and Polly respectively. Not as a dis towards them personally, but you must agree that neither of them fit the profile. Lighten up and enjoy the day =D
Okay, i hope this is just a joke!! It isn’t funny. I can see them in a narnia film , but it is just wrong. I don’t think this is there thing at all. Sorry. On offense to the fans. Jsut plain crazy, i laughed when i saw this title.I would want to see this, it better be a joke and i am serious.
I wouldn’t…(just exicted. plain mistake )
Well, guys, you’ve really outdone yourselves this year. =)
Just be careful, though…wasn’t it just a few years ago on this day that we were laughing about a Caspian/Susan romance (I think that was the same year as the Mr. T/Reepicheep rumor)? Don’t give the Narnia movie crews any more bright ideas. =)
I forgot about that until my sister reminded me this morning…then I Was Like “Baby, baby, baby, oh!” …just kidding, I was like, “Oh snap! I should have thought about that before posting this!”
TO WALDEN MEDIA AND 20th CENTURY FOX: Please don’t actually do this…like, don’t even consider it. haha
oh man, now THAT’S a nasty thought…
The worst part is, justin HAS acted before, so if he actually wanted the part, he COULD get it, even if it meant buying his way into it…..
NOPE! That’s DEFINITELY not happening, he has bigger things to do and worry about, like whether or not his new haircut will help his image or something st- i mean, SUPER important like that. 😉
lol This is truly hilarious!! 😀 Great one!
Narnia Web has one about Rebecca Black playing Jadis and bullying Digory and Polly.
LOL!!!! I laughed so hard when I saw Justin Bieber as Digory!!
Indeed?! Justin Bieber as Digory? 🙂
Luckily it’s April 1st today. otherwise I would have been worried! 😉
LOL , i agree.
Me, too! Justin Bieber? Seriously? No Way Hosea! I am looking forward to seeing who will really play Digory and Polly. This Book/Movie is important because it sets so much up for the following books. I hope they do a good job with this one! 🙂
Oh YEAH! I can just see the box office ratings now!
Can’t you just picture the credits now? silence, dark screen, then “Never eat apples, apples, apples… See I never thought that I could end up stranded, in another world where horses fly, I never that I could fly so high-igh, untill I reached that gate of no return… But there’s just no turning back when those tempting apples of wrath…”
common guys, help me out here!
Haha I was trying to make lyrics about Narnia fit to the tune of Never Say Never yesterday while I was planning this post! I think yours are much better than what I came up with.
But I did come up with some new lyrics today, and I added them to the post. Read it again and look for the part that says UPDATED at the bottom. =)
Yes, i love these, Daniel! I was having a TON of trouble makin up mine. The last time i read MN was, like FOREVER, but your lyrics are E-P-I-C! “I will only drink Snapples”?! HALARIOUS! Never Say Never is an awesome song to goof around with, especially with Narnia lyrics. The whole “destiny” and “being under attack” and “follow your heart and your dreams” is just perfect for Narnia 🙂
Now to ruin “Friday”, which i have yet, and am afraid, to listen to. 😉
You have some talent there! 🙂 Keep it up.
And it would surely boost box office results.
As for artistic results, well who knows, the boy might be good. 😉 Perferably as Polly.
Oh man, I haven’t even STARTED working on Narniafying Jaden Smith’s rap yet! But thank you, you should hear my narnia verson of Fireflies by Owl City! “You would not belive your eyes/ if you stepped in a wardrobe and find/ another world where it’s never spring…”
Seriously, though, i can sense a YouTube page dedicated to Narnia fans ruining pop songs!!! oh YEAH!
But in all honesty, i’m a little scared. I keep hearing about how NarniaFans was joking about a Susan/Caspian romance and, well, we all know how THAT turned out. 😛 Talk about a “Bad Romance”….
Haha, now i know which song i can Narniafy AFTER Never Say Never!
Alright, here’s Jaden’s rap part of “Never Say Never” Narnia-nized: (note, the first part is Digory talking about the WW)
Here we go
Guess who
D Kirke and W squared
uh huh
I got your ear, boy
I can handle her
Hold up, I, I can handle her
Now she’s bigger than me, taller than me,
and she’s older than me, and stronger than me,
And she’s a witch, so she has more power than me,
But she ain’t on Aslan’s side like me
I be tryna chill
She be tryna side with evil
No pun intended was defeated by the power of Will
Like Luke with the force if push comes to shove
Like Kobe in the fourth, ice water and blood
I gotta get that apple
and yes, I’ll be flying
Like Lewis and Clark
I’ll discover that garden
So now I got an apple in my hand
I was brought here by Aslan
By his side is where I’ll land
AMAAAAAAAAAZING RAP!!!! I TOTALLY LOVE IT!!!!!! when i read it i was rapping, and i LOVE IT!!!! How bout u do the rap and i work on the song? We can be a BAND!!! lol, just kidding! but really, this is amazing! i LOVE THE END PART!!!! I NEVER would’ve thought of the White Witch!!!! If you don’t mind, I’m gonna save these lyrics and I’ll maybe “adapt” them and maybe even try to sing it on video in the end. just an idea 🙂 i love ruining good songs 😀
Wow ! To say the truth, I got the fear of my life : Justin Bieber as Digory ! BEUHHH ! I would never see the movie. It would be a catastrophy for the Narnia films. Past and Future !
totally agree, but i think it is just a joke.
I read the email, and was worried for a sec, but I’d just left the Lion’s… EEK forgive me the Duck’s Call, and so connected the dots… That would be such a downer, a definite must miss.
TAKE OFF THIS POST FAAAAAAST, I know its just a joke but you know many people read this, we cant give bad ideas arround, even being a joke. In fact, if this guy would play it, franchise would be dead!
ARE YOU KIDDING, REBECCA BLACK IS TERRIBLE! this will kill the movie completly omgsh D: i hope this is fake
All of you pEoPle making fun of Justin. U guyz leave the pOOr girl alone!
Yeah, she has feelings too, you know! 😉
I think this is just a mean joke for April Fools Day!!!
We have NEVER laughed so hard! Thanks for the new laugh lines! Awesome April fools joke! Just awesome!
LOL I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS WOULD BE THE BEST CAST EVER HOW DO Y’ALL NOT GET IT
yah, ha……..ha
Ha ha, this is the best April Fools joke yet!
I actually fell for that. I screamed, and thought Narni was well and truly ruined! Happy April Fools everybody!
Guys didn’t we learn anything from the last several April Fool’s jokes. Do we really want walden thinking that this is a good idea?
Why? Don’t u want to see Justin in cute little wool sweaters and knee socks with a British accent? 😉
WHAT? JUSTIN NO NO :@
YES! Its gonna be fun fun fun.
Hahaha… april fools 😉
i love how many people get scared 😀 !!!! thank goodness for april fools 😉
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE DON”T!!!! I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!! THEN THE WHOLE SERIE IS DESTROYED!!!!! DON’T LET IT BE SO!!!
I hope this is an april fool!!!
Good grief…LOL…
He should play Jadis’s sister LOL
Or perhaps Polly! 🙂
But he would be such a good witch’like person 😛
This is so funny! The lyrics made me laugh out loud! I don’t normally do that over something I read! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Very funny guys! April fools!
oh no, justin bieber is super gay
He’s not gay lol! He is NOT my favorite guy out there…but he not gay!
yeah, i agree. i feel kinda bad for him, actually, not b/c of the Digory Kirke joke, but b/c people spread stuff like what u said about him. even celebrities have feelings, u know. You wouldn’t be saying stuff like that about Ben Barnes, actor for Caspian, would u?
Hmm, while he’s certainly not my favorite singer, it’s pretty obvious by just glancing at his songs that he is not gay…if you don’t believe me, look up the lyrics for pretty much any of his songs (‘Baby’ is ideal). =)
thank you Daniel!! at least someone can have sense! Justin Bieber as TOTALLY NOT gay!! but he is a really good singer!!! 🙂
Disagree! He sings like a girl! My friends mom was walking by the TV when he was singing and she said, “Oh! That girl sings nice!” He’s defiantly NOT gay, but he sings like a girl at any rate…bleck!
LOL…well, from a singer’s aspect…he does not sound like a girl…but rather like a young boy. And that is what he is. If he sounded like an older man right now, his voice would be ruined in later years. This only shows that he is doing it right. I have been singing for a while, and this is what I know to be true.
Having said that…I know he is not my fav. I think he is talented though…but I CAN’T STAND the whole “Oh…Justin is sooo cute!” thing that comes from most girls my age (I am 17). I am not the kind of girl who throws my heart away that easy. I like to think my love, purity and loyalty are more valuable than all that. I’ll wait for someone who actually knows I exist! lol?
yeah, definitely Daniel. Just look at “One Less Lonely Girl” GIRL ppl! GIRL! He’s singing about a GIRL he likes. I don’t love Bieber either, but I don’t think he’s gay, nor do i enjoy hearing ppl spread rumors about him being gay. Just sayin’ 😉
Oh…and I LOVE those lyrics!!!! LOL!
This was a NASTY joke! REALLY NOT NICE! LOL! I LOVED IT! 😉
Last year with the Celine Dion thing had me excited…this one had me mad! LOL!
You GUYS!!! How dare you scare us like that?!
Yes!! I’m sorry, but I was really nervous.Then I realized….they can’t act!!
Very funny! That made my April fools day 🙂
Oh noooo, Justin Bieber nooooo
You go me going there, you really did.
OMG!!! THAT IS NOT FUNNNY!!! IWAS ABOUT TO HAVE A SEIZURE!!! THOSE ARE THE TWO WORST PPL (not trying to be a hater,,butcommon) THAT WAS SUCH A CRUEL JOKE
I knew it was fake. =P Justin Bieber does NOT have a British accent!
CAN NOT BE NO THE IS NOTHING SO PERFECT FOR A VALUABLE AND LITERARY SAGA DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CINEMAS IS FILLED WITH CRAZY CRIES OF GIRLS, NOOOOOOOOOOO NO CAN DO PLEASE GIVE CHANCE TO OTHER !!!!!!!!!
JUSTIN BIEBER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JJAJA DRAMA IS GOOD COMMENT!!!
WOW!! why would you say that!! you got my hopes up….Justin Bieber is so hot and Rebbecca is so not! lol
OMGoodness! You think Justin is CUTE?!?! (-COUGH, COUGH, SNEEZE!!!-)
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
YOU GUYS.
Please, tell me tha this is a joke… a bad joke TT___TT
I hate this!
Whatever you guys do, DO NOT click on the picture!!! My life is so completely and radically different now, I am not sure that I can adjust! 😉 (Just kidding!)
NarniaFans must have been busy preparing this year’s jokes! I’ve been laughing about Justin Bieber all day!
Haha, congratulations on actually clicking on the picture! The vast majority of people evidently didn’t…haha.
Ok… good joke LOL
JAJAJA I THINK THAN IS A GREAT JOKE FOR To express our ideas and have some fun
JAJAJAJ I THINK THAT IS A GREAT JOKE FOR To express our ideas and have some fun
At first i was like “no freakin way!” then i realsized it april fools day! i feel like an idiot!!!! im just glad justin aint really gonna be in it.
noooooo i cant believe this. i hate himmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and this is my favorite movie, tell me this is not true!!!! 🙁
omg, im sooo glad this is an april fools joke *phew* otherwise that wouldve been bad… really bad…
OMG OMG! Thank God that is a joke…if it was true i’d be like ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!’ cause Justin Bieber is like…uh. But he would make a good Diggory. But that other girl? She looks nothing like fans would imagine Polly Plumber (no offense to her).
That was a really bad April Fools Joke! It nearly drove me mad like NOOO!
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maybe justin is perfect!!! but i won’t say anything until watch the movie…
Best. Joke. Of. All. Time.
haha, that was great!! 😀 I almost fell for it, until I clicked the picture. You guys really scared me there for a sec. I was like “That’s it, Im not going to see that one.” 😀 Good job!! 😀
This is so hilarious! The lyrics rock! 🙂 But seriously, I definitely would not see the movie if those two starred in it.(Come on, they don’t even have the British accents and they couldn’t even be considered good at their real jobs!) 🙂
Without even seeing this original article, most of my peers at church heard about this joke, only they thought it was serious! It was difficult to know who really believed it and who was just playing along. I had a debate with one J.B-obsessed girl, trying to convince her that he is wrong for the part- even though he isn’t even cast! =P
Haha that’s awesome! You must have a lot of Narnia fans at your church…all my peers are forced to hear about lots of Narnia stuff because of me, whether or not they want to. =)
Same thing happens with me, they think it gets annoying!
Yes, I’m very fortunate that several of my friends at church are Narnia fans, although I am the one who cares about it the most. =)
O, I got so scared. Bieber would ruin that masterpiece. Ufff, it was only a joke.
this is awesome!!!
They can not do this, I thought that the following was the silver chair, but no, they are in a mistake, and will not see to within 4 years will (Eustace), the series, is only a matter within the 4 years of age will be sutituran and second, that’s not fair, I do not want another want him in the movie, just ahy EUSTAS and that’s a will …. and point exclamation point …. . ..
wow…I was caught right there. i almost fell for it! hahahaha.
I mean…I accept these two people as good people and artists, but I think they should cast British people for Narnia, since the writer CS Lewis was British. Some may think casting British people only would be unfair, but if you think about it; they didn’t cast American people for Harry Potter.
Alrite!Guys!This ain’t a justin beiber fansite,for god’s sake!!It’s for Narnia fans and if u wanna discuss abt beiber and his sexuality,then go to HIS fanpage!!!
But yeah! Thanks god these both aren’t in this movie!! They might’ve KILLED this movie!
my new favorite song!! hahaha:)